Can someone out there please explain to me who this Lord Braykewynde is and if he is of any importance what so ever.
I,m not trying to funny.
Stan
I,m not trying to funny.
Stan
Lord Braykewynde or who ever he is.
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Stan
Lord B is THE most important man on this forum!
Don't upset him whatever you do, you will be in trouble if you do!!
Lolly
Lord B is THE most important man on this forum!
Don't upset him whatever you do, you will be in trouble if you do!!
Lolly
Why is he so important. Nobody is better than anyone else. I joined this form on the understanding that we were all equals.
I bet he is not even a Lord.
Ahhhhhhhhhh pleased to meet you Stan my man. Arbuthnot Carruthers Braykewynde, 37th Lord of Screwemm Hall here, pleased to be of your aquaintance. Now stop slacking you peasant and get off back with you to the fields. :O) hehheh!
Stan I upset Lord B. on one posting and ever since he has threatened to kill me with an arrow should I venture onto the High Street in Hereford. Also beware if he offers you (a) a job at Screwham Hall (b) Viagra or (c) Horlicks - you have been warned.
Now onto a serious note as the name Lord Braykewybde is purely a pen name on this forum of a retired paramedic from Hereford who has a brilliant sense of humour and a very helpful and obliging personality. Don't let the title frighten you as he is just a friendly caravan nutter like us all. His only downside is that he also is very keen on dogs (we all have a skeleton in the wardrbobe) he can't help this though.
Now onto a serious note as the name Lord Braykewybde is purely a pen name on this forum of a retired paramedic from Hereford who has a brilliant sense of humour and a very helpful and obliging personality. Don't let the title frighten you as he is just a friendly caravan nutter like us all. His only downside is that he also is very keen on dogs (we all have a skeleton in the wardrbobe) he can't help this though.
Lord Brakewynde,
I must take you to task
1.For intimating that Lolly has been slacking over the weekend.She has been run off her feet with her proper job and seeing as she doesn't get paid for being a door monitor,then she has the right to go to bed
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2.You went off for the weekend without telling us poor peasants so we didn't know what our duties were)
3.I'm giving you notice that I am going on holiday tomorrow and will not be back for some time.....hip, hip hip hurray.
If the other Maureen posts again then it's off with her head)
I must take you to task
1.For intimating that Lolly has been slacking over the weekend.She has been run off her feet with her proper job and seeing as she doesn't get paid for being a door monitor,then she has the right to go to bed
)2.You went off for the weekend without telling us poor peasants so we didn't know what our duties were
)3.I'm giving you notice that I am going on holiday tomorrow and will not be back for some time.....hip, hip hip hurray.
If the other Maureen posts again then it's off with her head
)lmaaooooo so at least we will know its an impostor - have a nice time Maureen, I already replied to you in another thread.Lord Brakewynde,
I must take you to task
1.For intimating that Lolly has been slacking over the weekend.She has been run off her feet with her proper job and seeing as she doesn't get paid for being a door monitor,then she has the right to go to bed
2.You went off for the weekend without telling us poor peasants so we didn't know what our duties were
3.I'm giving you notice that I am going on holiday tomorrow and will not be back for some time.....hip, hip hip hurray.
If the other Maureen posts again then it's off with her head
p.s. I will let lolly off this time then :O)
Thank you Lord B - I am graceously forever in your debt for letting me off my duties!
The reason I've not been posting is that we have had 3 weddings this weekend at work (silly buggers)! and been working flat out.
I am now off for 2 days, tomorrow is busy catching up on jobs and wednesday is my day of rest!
Lolly x
The reason I've not been posting is that we have had 3 weddings this weekend at work (silly buggers)! and been working flat out.
I am now off for 2 days, tomorrow is busy catching up on jobs and wednesday is my day of rest!
Lolly x
Its always best to try to be funny, But the inevatable truth is that some will always be more equal than others. So it should be and so it always will be. ( I hope)
P.S. Did you not get issued with your forlock toutching icon when you joined.
Lol you are slipping again.
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Lol you are slipping again.
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Well Lord Braykewymde now I know who you are and that you live at screwem hall. I will tell you of one of my ancestors. The legendry Robin of Sherwood (Robin Hood) Now we all know what he did to rich don,t we. So one thinks that one will have to gather up his Folowers and head on down to good old Hereford.
And Pay Lord Breakwind a Visit.
And Pay Lord Breakwind a Visit.
He's never in Stan; you'll get all the way down there, pitch fork at the ready, just to be told by Colin (his grounds keeper) that the blighter is in Scotland for the next two weeks.
No, better to hit him where it hurts (no, not in the scruples) and avoid paying land taxes, that'll cut down his banqueting!
No, better to hit him where it hurts (no, not in the scruples) and avoid paying land taxes, that'll cut down his banqueting!
Stan, the great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of Wat Tyler had the same idea but I'd had him hung, drawn and quartered by the time he'd reached the North Circular Road heheheh!
heheheh! are you going to tell us yours Colin - if you're embarrassed whisper it, your secret is safe within these 4 walls ;O)
Me and my band of merry men will stop at nothing to give our poeple thier freedom back. so beware Lord?.
Stan going on your posting where you say that Robin Hood was an ancester you must be a distant relative of that idiot in Last of the Summer Wine who claims also to be a direct descendant of Robin Hood. May I suggest that you put on a better form of leadership than him before attacking Screwham Hall as Lord B. will be backed up by the Sherrif of Nottingham and his men. You mark my words sir.
That won,t bother us big tuff Northeners. He can have the Sheriff of Nottingham. I,ll bring me mate and his gang. He,s Called BIG AL OF THE TOON. you might have hord of im, al he,s soilders wear Black & White shirts and the chant Toon Toon Black & White Army. We,ll sharp knock doon Screwhem Hall.
Mind ya if Lord who ever he is wants we coold always come to some sort of agreement ya naw.
We coold even have a good owld knees up and doon some Newcastle Broon Ale. An hee div,ent yee call me Rele,s who,s on the tele.Wiv dun nowt to yee.
Mind ya if Lord who ever he is wants we coold always come to some sort of agreement ya naw.
We coold even have a good owld knees up and doon some Newcastle Broon Ale. An hee div,ent yee call me Rele,s who,s on the tele.Wiv dun nowt to yee.
hehheh! Stan, my peasant yokels soon put you toonies to the sword in February 1972. Remember the Battle of St James Park which ended in a draw, 2 - 2. The Battle of Edgar Street left the toon army in tatters and it was a rout, Hereford 2 - Newcastle 1. Ron Radfords screaming cannonball left McFaul groping at thin air. Beware of the Hereford Bulls Stan, when they start pawing the red earth of Herefordshire run for your life ;O) My lasting memory of that game is of Malcolm McDonald leaving the battlefield crying after threatening to score 9. ..... and I was there. I was at St. James Park too when Brian Owen scored against you in 17 seconds hehheh! those were the days.
Where is Hereford FC nowadays - Conference league I think. Where is Newcastle FC - Premier league. I rest my case - Hereford five minute wanders. I have tried to think of a sport in which the locals of this part of England excell in but I cannot - Rugby Union or League, Soccer, Horse Jumping/Racing, etc. etc. They just cannot hold their heads up high in any major sport.
We used to be good at 10 pin bowling on the Castle Green. We used Welshmens legs as the skittles and stuck our fingers up their nostrils and used their heads for the bowls :O)
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