More Welsh Humour

[colin(bridgend)]

Dia and Hywel were talking one afternoon when Dia tells Hywel,

'You know what butt", I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a holiday. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Porthcawl. I went to Porthcawl and Sian got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to Barry Island, and Sian got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested the Mumbles and darned if Sian didn't get pregnant again.'

Hywel asks Dia, 'So, what you gonna do this year that's different?'

Dia says, 'This year I'm taking Sian with me.'

 

[ThePlotter]

Colin,Welsh humour?????????????

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Plotter - humour??????? something the English do not know much about as they possess very little.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Ummmm Colyn ap Brydgynd .... it's Dai NOT Dia :O) Learn to spell in Cymruese.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Ummmm Colyn ap Brydgynd .... it's Dai NOT Dia :O) Learn to spell in Cymruese.

SMART ARSE!!!!!!!!!

 

[GrahamSouthBrum]

LB,

Did you know that I have changed my car.

It is Korean but built in Wales under licence.

Its a Hyun-DAI 😱)

 

[colin(bridgend)]

LB,

Did you know that I have changed my car.

It is Korean but built in Wales under licence.

Its a Hyun-DAI 😱)

Whereas the English sell their car plants to India.

 

[ThePlotter]

You started it Col,I heard that the locals all started laughing when you went to Studland,I asked why and they said it was only a little thing lol

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

When I went to Dorset recently I caught the ferry from Studland across to Sandbanks. On the way back I had a look to see if I could see Colyn but there was no sight of him. I spotted his footprints in the sand though.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

I was in search of the Lesser Spotted Plotter - a rare beast who is only seen on sand dunes during the evening time in the warmer summer months.