My Grandpa

[Christine_374375394]

the computer swallowed Grandpa

Yes honestly its true

He pressed 'control and enter'

And disappeared from view

It devoured him completely

The thought just makes me squirm

He must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind

I've even used the Internet

But nothing did I find

I desperation I asked Google

My searches to refine

The reply from it was negative

Not a thing was found 'online'

So if inside your 'inbox'

My Grandpa you should see

Please 'copy, scan' and 'paste' him

And send him back to me.

 

[Auvergne]

Very good Christine, I will put this up at work to bring a smile to my older clients' faces.

 

[Guest]

My laptop has your Granddad -

He self-installed as a free trial

And I have to say, the websites

That he's accessing are vile!

He's overwhelmed the filters

Designed to keep in check

This sort of nasty Trojan,

And to prevent a wreck.

He's Goggling for 'Swingers',

(And not on a trapeze! )-

And wants to dial up 'Red Hot Babes'

For a Tenner!, if you please!!!

I've also got suspicions

That he's very keen on banking! -

And if my net account gets raided,

Well, I know who I'll be thanking!

But not to worry anymore! -

I've just complied a Script

That, when run, will kill the old s*d dead

And place him in a crypt!.....

 

[colin(bridgend)]

From the various postings here it sounds as if the "Granpa" referred to could be Plotter - he fits the description admiraly

 

[Christine_374375394]

Hi Selwyn, thanks for the reply its nearly as good as mine!!