Nasal Hair

[machighlander]

hi, this is probably for the guys in here, do any of ye have a good tip for the best way for the wummin to trim the hairs on yer nose.

my wee lass sometimes gives me a wee *** when she does her weekly makeover on me. any new gadgets out there that can make it that wee bit easier for her ?.

huh, there i go again, thinking of others.

 

[CreatureComforts]

Personally, I find that one of the best ways of restricting the growth of nasal hair is simply sticking my nose into things that don't concern me...

 

[machighlander]

like my thread.

 

[CreatureComforts]

Och, awa' wi ye! - are ye sayin' that ye' dinna want responses?

 

[AnthonyNornIreland]

all the good chemist`s,and larger supermarkets do a wonderful trimmer, with an end shaped like a rounded cigarette butt, that is fantastic at getting rid of the annoynig wee things.

and cheap as well !!

would be lost without mine.

 

[machighlander]

creature, now now take things the right way, it is the have a laugh thread buddy, nae harm meant at all.

N.I. why should a buy somthin tae do it myself when ave got a wee wummin tae look after my needs, thats why i married her and gave her a good life, roof over the head, can use the car for going to supermarket for my beer, and i buy her new working boots when required.

 

[CreatureComforts]

The only problem with a nasal hair trimmer is that all battery operated personal appliances are banned by the Scottish Kirk for being 'lewd and lascivious'.

 

[machighlander]

not by one of the newly appointed Aberdeen ministers morals.

 

[CreatureComforts]

creature, now now take things the right way, it is the have a laugh thread buddy, nae harm meant at all⇦br/>

And I'm not at all offended

I have, as it happens, a deep affinity with Scotland. I've lived before, and one of my previous incarnations was as a British officer enaged in the Highland clearances.

I loved my work (from what I can recall) and took to speaking in the local dialect whenever I was undertaking an eviction - the better to be understood.

If my memory serves me correctly, I used to stand, sword in hand, by the ramshackle door of the wee bothies, bellowing, "Oot the hoos, Noo!!"

Ahhhh.......what grand old times they were...the road to Sutherland was a summertime joy

 

[Sproket]

Ok hows about a bit of nose Waxing

then ...?

 

[machighlander]

yer at it, tryin tae tempt me in here an reply wi a page long answer aboot how wrong ye are,. ye got yer butt kicked right up yer jacksie "and sent them homewards tae think again". we got our day my wee sassenach buddy. mind and tell the weans they better go tae sleep or they big burly Scots will come and cut aff their heids, ha ha. now how can ma wee lass carry out this weekly duty of hers a wee bit easier ?.

 

[landypete]

Ok hows about a bit of nose Waxing

then ...?

I have petrol strimmer i dont use any more if that is any use to you

 

[Sproket]

Hows about treating your self to a bit of Electrolysis

...?????

 

[Michael_374349176]

Just a question;

Why is it that, for men at least, as the hair on your head recedes as you get older, it grows out of your ears and nostrils instead?

Michael - Derbyshire

 

[Sproket]

Thats like saying

As you get older things will go south (

No hair on my head but i can grow a beard )

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Not only do mens appendages head south as they get older, so do womens. All to do with gravity I suppose.

It's strange that only men, or maybe some women of an hirsute nature, suffer with the nasal hair that if left long enough can be plaited or the ear hair combed over the bonce for those who are follicley challenged on their pate.

One chap near to where I live grows his hair from the nape of his neck. It is combed over the top and along the sides and once he's plastered it down with chip fat it looks like a helmet and stays the same no matter if there's a gale blowing. The only problem is that on a hot summers day the chip fat melts and runs down his neck :O(

 

[CreatureComforts]

Lord B, your own appendage might have gone south - but mine, happily is still pinting firmly in a westerly direction!

Or, at the very least,south, south west.....

Of course, years ago, north, north west was taken for granted - but age advances upon us all.

 

[forestgump]

Lord B, your own appendage might have gone south - but mine, happily is still pinting firmly in a westerly direction!

Or, at the very least,south, south west.....

Of course, years ago, north, north west was taken for granted - but age advances upon us all.

try a dremel whith grinding stone

 

[Clive-Cardiff]

Easiest way to remove nasal hair is to light a cotton bub and stick it up your nose.

Works every time and very cheap.

Go on, give it a try.

 

[Clive-Cardiff]

Easiest way to remove nasal hair is to light a cotton bub and stick it up your nose.

Works every time and very cheap.

Go on, give it a try.

Sorry---cotton bud

 

[CreatureComforts]

Easiest way to remove nasal hair is to light a cotton bub and stick it up your nose.

Works every time and very cheap.

Go on, give it a try.

Apparently, snorting coke is very beneficial when it comes to preventing unwanted nasal growth - but, I suppose, if you can afford the coke, you can afford tp visit a beautician.

In Scotland, of course, all drugs are deep-fried in batter before being ingested...

 

[machighlander]

Apparently, snorting coke is very beneficial when it comes to preventing unwanted nasal growth - but, I suppose, if you can afford the coke, you can afford tp visit a beautician.

In Scotland, of course, all drugs are deep-fried in batter before being ingested...

or absorbed.