not one for the faint hearted

[the other tom]

an old boys first night in a nursing home , the sister asks him what he would like as a bedtime drink ............. a cup of horlicks and 2 viagra please my dear i beg your pardon sir the horlicks will help me sleep and the viagra will stop me rolling out of bed

 

[colin(bridgend)]

On behalf of Lord B. I must object to this kind of personal insult to a man of stature. Without his nightly dose of Viagra and Horlicks he is nothing. The cow girl, chaimber maid and other female members of his staff will go on strike as they have nothing else to talk about. Mind you Lady B. will be able to sleep sound in the knowledge that his fertaliser has been confiscated.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

On behalf of Lord B. I must object to this kind of personal insult to a man of stature. Without his nightly dose of Viagra and Horlicks he is nothing. The cow girl, chaimber maid and other female members of his staff will go on strike as they have nothing else to talk about. Mind you Lady B. will be able to sleep sound in the knowledge that his fertaliser has been confiscated.

Hear! Hear! eh what heheheheh!