One forTina

Jun 7, 2005
Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m.

on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town

and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.

A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join



They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they

could see what they thought.

They all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."


showed up right at 6:30,

and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under par round. The


went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her.

Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys


invited her back the next

week and she said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45." Again, she

showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning.

Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par

score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and

they asked her to join the group for keeps.

They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her,


do you decide if you're going to

golf right-handed or left-handed?"

She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull


covers off my husband,

who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I


right-handed; if it's pointed to

the left, golf left-handed."

One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?"

She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45."


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