No sorry Lisa cream will just slide down his throat, pork pie might get stuck lol LizLiz
I'm sorry but you'll have to do better than clotted cream, my pork pie will take a lot of beating.
Lisa
Quote from Soozeeg"I'm very good at changing dressings in sensitive areas, having had plenty of practise on Steve after he had his op, if that's any help to you............LOL 
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Ya Dirty Moo!!!
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You following me around again Gary??? heheheQuote from Soozeeg"I'm very good at changing dressings in sensitive areas, having had plenty of practise on Steve after he had his op, if that's any help to you............LOL
Ya Dirty Moo!!!
And stop it...............!! I've told you before.
He could always wash the pork pie down with some red wine Liz. I wonder which he'd prefer, cream or red wine?Liz
I'm sorry but you'll have to do better than clotted cream, my pork pie will take a lot of beating.
Lisa
Lisa xxx
Well I am a little disappointed at some of the offers although it must be said that a combinatiuon of a pork pie and Lisa in PVC and red stilettos is the winner so far,I await seeing the picture Lisa as the mod as assured me that he will let it stay on for at least 12 hours,I have taken my blood pressure tablets so I sit here waiting in anticipation.
Ok, just you lot remember this is for the benefit of a sick old man.
Photo below but just bear in mind it was taken a couple of years ago. I haven't got a camera at the moment.
Photo below but just bear in mind it was taken a couple of years ago. I haven't got a camera at the moment.
Now now Lisa I know that is not you because I have seen your picture and the one posted doesn't do you justice nowhere near curvy enough so come on put the real one on.Just off to get my blood pressure tablets ready.
I cant believe that not one of my 'friends' on this forum has offered to deliver a case of quality vin rouge,well you know who your mates are when times are bad.(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
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