Petition for the return of Lord Braykewynde

LMH

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Please come back sir.

I've sent Lord B an email, so providing he hasn't changed his email address, he should get it.

Lisa
 
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I am all for his safe return to this forum. However if he does not now bother reading these pages there will not be much to gain in this petition. How about petitioning the moderators to e-mail both Lord B. and Clive V. for their speedy return as they are both missed by many of the older contributers to the site.

Lisa if you were to bombard him with e-mails with copies of the favourable postings that have been made on here for his return it may work.

COME BACK LORD B. WE MISS YOU AND NEED YOUR SAFE RETURN.
 
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You can't demand Lord B's presence, you have to lure the blighter. Start of with a case of his favorite vitamin pills and progress towards his wilder side. Emmerson dressed in a milkmaids outfit, should do it.
 
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Apart from Lord B's absence, we haven't heard from Maureen in the Glasgow area and Frank from Aberdeen for a long time. We miss their contributions to the forum. Please come back!

Mrs Meals on wheels
 
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You can't demand Lord B's presence, you have to lure the blighter. Start of with a case of his favorite vitamin pills and progress towards his wilder side. Emmerson dressed in a milkmaids outfit, should do it.
lol, I'm not sure the world is ready for that yet! I once wore a pair of shorts on a CL and the farmer told me I'd frightened his horse!
 
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You can't demand Lord B's presence, you have to lure the blighter. Start of with a case of his favorite vitamin pills and progress towards his wilder side. Emmerson dressed in a milkmaids outfit, should do it.
Lol does this mean that we have to club together to buy him a supply of Viagra? It was prior to his leaving the forum the tablet that he thrived on.
 
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Apart from Lord B's absence, we haven't heard from Maureen in the Glasgow area and Frank from Aberdeen for a long time. We miss their contributions to the forum. Please come back!

Mrs Meals on wheels
Just skimmed through the other postings to see that Maureen and Val & Frank are back with us again.
 
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The forum is open to all users, and it is their decision whether to post or not.

I am sure that the users mentioned will have read the messages, if they have chosen to, and it is entirely their decision what action they decide to take.

It would be wholly inappropriate for the Moderators to intrude into their private lives, and for that reason no matter what petitions may be suggested, it will not happen.
 
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The forum is open to all users, and it is their decision whether to post or not.

I am sure that the users mentioned will have read the messages, if they have chosen to, and it is entirely their decision what action they decide to take.

It would be wholly inappropriate for the Moderators to intrude into their private lives, and for that reason no matter what petitions may be suggested, it will not happen.
spoil sport
 

Mel

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This really has little to do with me; as a fairly new poster I can't claim to know lord B. But as an observer, it seems that he has been a long term contributor who has people on this forum who consider themselves his friend. Judging by previous postings he is not in the first flush of youth; so if illness or misadventure have overtaken the old boy, I'm sure those who care about him would like to know. If not a petition, how about an, "are you OK" email? Seems like a bit of basic compassion to me.
 
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Hey Mel - I don't know what I did to upset him but I was threatened with a long bow if ever I was to enter the city or county of Hereford. Now you being a fellow Welshman and referring to him as an old boy - I don't fancy your chances should you ever venture into his district. You will need eyes in the back of your head here mate.
 

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This really has little to do with me; as a fairly new poster I can't claim to know lord B. But as an observer, it seems that he has been a long term contributor who has people on this forum who consider themselves his friend. Judging by previous postings he is not in the first flush of youth; so if illness or misadventure have overtaken the old boy, I'm sure those who care about him would like to know. If not a petition, how about an, "are you OK" email? Seems like a bit of basic compassion to me.
Hi Mel

Thanks for your suggestion, I did that earlier.

Lisa xx
 
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It has just dawned on me, Lord B. has surrendered as there are now too many Welsh people posting on this forum and it is all he can take - he can take no more. We have out numbered him and his so called band of "loyal" supporters. Three cheers for the Welsh.
 
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It has just dawned on me, Lord B. has surrendered as there are now too many Welsh people posting on this forum and it is all he can take - he can take no more. We have out numbered him and his so called band of "loyal" supporters. Three cheers for the Welsh.
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Hi Mel,

You are are high risk from Lord B if you are a female !!He has a particular penchant for milk maids and the staff on his estate run like h**ll when he comes galloping over the hill !!!

Saying that though,we still love him :eek:)
 
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Sorry for the mistaken identity Mel - I think on the new information you have provided we must cancel the collection for Viagra for Lord B. As Maureen states he is bad enough under his own steam so to add fuel would be dangerous.
 
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Under general I put a posting(am I missing something) asking after the welfare of his lordship and one of the last postings is from Maureen saying he is to cross the Scottish border in June,so does she really know something.
 
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Plotter,

I know nothing !!!

But I remember Lord B stating that he was going to Carradale Caravan Site ( Nr Campbeltown ) in June.I think someone ought to go and stay at the site and wait for him to arrive !!!

Volunteers can leave their names with Lisa....ha,ha,ha.
 
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You're right Maureen. I invited him (and everyone else) to join us at North Dykes near Penrith w/e 9th-10th June, but he said he'd be in Scotland then. I may be wrong, but I don't think he'd be away two months in succession. I think someone, or something has upset him. If so, it's very sad.
 

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Plotter,

I know nothing !!!

But I remember Lord B stating that he was going to Carradale Caravan Site ( Nr Campbeltown ) in June.I think someone ought to go and stay at the site and wait for him to arrive !!!

Volunteers can leave their names with Lisa....ha,ha,ha.
Thanks. I thought you might be up for the job??

Lisa x
 

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