Hey you shouldnt be on the motorway with a tractor.
Seriously I agree with your comment about the twonk in the middle lane-thats what they usually are-not on this planet and without a clue whats happening around them. Frankly we need more police on motorways who can deal with such bad driving.
Or is it that driving in the nearside lane affects your social standing? Its almost as if these people get on the motorway into the middle lane and stick there on rails or in a trance!
I expect that most contributors to this topic passed their driving tests, like me, a few decades ago! When I took my test in 1971 & passed first time, the volume of traffic was far lower, there weren't so many motorways, and those that were there were pretty empty, once you got away from major cities & towns.
So, I think it should be compulsory for us all to take a refresher test every 10 years up to age 70, then every 3 years thereafter - that would certainly improve the apalling driving standards as commented on, and might even reduce insurance costs due to lower accident rates.
Modern cars are far faster with much better brakes etc, but traffic densities have increased beyond most roads designed capacity.
Strange thing is, in France, where traffic speeds are much higher, and most of their Autoroutes are only dual carriageway, most drivers stick to lane one, except when overtaking and nearly always give way to an indicating vehicle who wishes to pull out to overtake a slower moving one. Mind you, that wouldn't help over here much due to the all too often forgetful driver who leaves their indicators on for miles..........Watch out especially for these, as they're probably over 70, wear a hat, and very hard of hearing!