Question for Swift and Bailey

[Lord Braykewynde]

Well this is a question for Swift, Bailey or any other manufacturers really.

Is there any chance of your goodselves, generous as we know you are, of being benefactors to us forum members by chipping in a few coppers to help poor Tarzan Heseltines publishing business, Haymarket, buy a new forum engine for us please.

Haymarket are going through a rough patch at the moment because profits only rose by 3% to £30 million last year.

If this forum engine is sold it will generate a considerable sum of money off of English Heritage and the Alan Turing Museum. It was Alan Turing who invented this engine, a few years after he invented Colossus.

Thanking you in anticipation and on behalf of the members who will be forever grateful,

Your Windyship.

 

[JasonR_374341560]

Yeah poor old poverty struck Publishing house needs help

Down to their last brass rasoo, editor and journo's on their uppers thumbing a lift to the office after claiming family credit and housing benefit help as the pay is so poor.

Please please please help the struggling world of journalism and magazines haul their sorry thread bare ar'es into the 21st computer century

 

[SwiftGroup_374327846]

YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING WHAT WITH THEIR PROFITS? WHAT DO YOU WANT i WILL GLADLY SPEAK TO HIS LORDSHIP?PETER.