Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
A couple is lying in bed. Man: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." Woman: "I'll miss you."
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night. One was assaulted.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the desert?
Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What goes clop, clop, clop, BANG, clop, clop, clop, BANG? An Amish drive-by shooting.
Two blondes were walking in the woods. One said, "Oh look! Deer tracks!" The other one argued, "No silly! Those are wolf tracks!" They started fighting over it. Twenty minutes later they were both killed by the train.
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
A couple is lying in bed. Man: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." Woman: "I'll miss you."
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night. One was assaulted.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the desert?
Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
What goes clop, clop, clop, BANG, clop, clop, clop, BANG? An Amish drive-by shooting.
Two blondes were walking in the woods. One said, "Oh look! Deer tracks!" The other one argued, "No silly! Those are wolf tracks!" They started fighting over it. Twenty minutes later they were both killed by the train.
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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