Test for Dementia

[Clive-Cardiff]

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your

time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a

calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000

Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,

4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask..

It's really very simple.... Like you!

 

[Val & Frank]

Hi Clive

reminds me of when I was in the Hospital not so long ago, mostly it was throat cancer. This one guy couldn't speak so he had an etch a sketch type board. He wrote down what he wanted to say, and you just replied. We had a little bet on how many people would take the board to write down the reply. The first ten through the door did just that, he would just write on the board I'm not deaf you know.

Frank

 

[FredandLiz]

Oh cripes Clive got them all wrong.shouldnt be sitting here doing this anyway too much to do.Will get Fred to have a go when he gets home from work.Clever stuff though Liz

 

[emmerson2]

Hi peeps, I'm back. Frank, your story re throat cancer reminds of when an old friend had this problem, and he too used a chalk board. he wrote an answer which his son couldn't read, and asked him to write it again, which he did, in capital letters. The son told him not to shout!!!

 

[Val & Frank]

It was truly amazing the amount of people who took the board off him, and started to write a question. Didn't need it the tumour I had turned out to be benign when they removed it.

Frank

 

[Barking]

Got the rest right but it took me ages to work out what I was doing wrong with the arithmatic one....Doh!