Brilliant...
Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.
Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro
please, Mr. O'Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the
barman. "But you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll need one of ours
That will be another 3 euros
O'Leary grimaced, but paid up. He took his
drink and walked towards a seat.
"Oh, so you want to sit down?" said the
barman. "That's another 2 euro. - Oh, and actually, I see that you didn't
pre-book the seat, so in fact it will be another 4 euro."
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up.
"I see that you want to bring that
laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked
either, that will be another 3 euro."
O'Leary was so pissed off
that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and
yelled, "This is a f***ing rip-off, I want to speak to the manager".
"You can only contact him by email", said the barman.
"And by the way, that will be 2 euro for use of the counter. And unless you are going to
wash the glass yourself, that will be another 3 euro. And it would be 3
euro to use the washroom. Make sure you tidy up all the area before you leave."
Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.
Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro
please, Mr. O'Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the
barman. "But you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll need one of ours
That will be another 3 euros
O'Leary grimaced, but paid up. He took his
drink and walked towards a seat.
"Oh, so you want to sit down?" said the
barman. "That's another 2 euro. - Oh, and actually, I see that you didn't
pre-book the seat, so in fact it will be another 4 euro."
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up.
"I see that you want to bring that
laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked
either, that will be another 3 euro."
O'Leary was so pissed off
that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and
yelled, "This is a f***ing rip-off, I want to speak to the manager".
"You can only contact him by email", said the barman.
"And by the way, that will be 2 euro for use of the counter. And unless you are going to
wash the glass yourself, that will be another 3 euro. And it would be 3
euro to use the washroom. Make sure you tidy up all the area before you leave."
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