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Looking for beautiful sites? Peaceful quiet and relaxed, pleasant neighbours and generally well beheaved kids? Un-crowded swimming pools and all the facilities that you could wish for?

Become a naturist! Which is not as daft as it may sound!

Just had a two week holiday in France for the first time at a naturist site, did I find it hard to leave the site and venture out, boy did I! Such a relaxed holiday I cannot promote it enough.

Counting down till we go back again!
 
Jun 23, 2006
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I have no problem with the naked body and have been know to strip off on continental beaches.

But sadly I like to enjoy the views on Holiday and many leading a Naturiste Holiday are far from that.

Plenty of us are not to pretty with clothes on, so sorry, stuff having a holiday with a whole load of them around you even if the pool is a bit quieter.
 
Mar 14, 2005
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I don't have to go to France - there is a naturist camp about four miles east of Bridgend and with this weather what more could you wish for if you are that way inclined. Personaly it would not be my choice but live and let live.
 
Jan 19, 2008
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Ummmmmm no thanks. On second thoughts I might give it a try because seeing someones Star of David winking at me when they bend over for the suncream would put me off my meals for the week and help my diet. If anyone is thinking of going and can recall those Health and Efficiency mags forget it, those were posed models. Most have bits that need tucking up somewhere or need a good ironing. If you must go, try Cap d'Agde, the capital of nudist colonies. I recall seeing a documentary on it on TV once and seeing them in the supermarkets shopping in the nude. Their dangly tripes were dangling in the freezers and put me off my food for a few days. How they managed to go to Le Boucherie and stand there watching the butcher cut up the sausages is beyond me, made my eyes water :O( They even ride bikes in the nuddy, but then again their nether parts after baking in the sun must be like leather. Why on those programmes do they have to show them playing volleyball, with so much movement it's nigh on impossible to concentrate where the volleyball is. hehheh! p.s. I tried to keep it as clean as I could Your Moddyship ;O) Oooooo I forgot, I did cruise through a nudist site once on the Canal du Rhone a Sete. The dunes came up to the canal and we could see them in the buff - yuk - but it was a laugh though. Well I have to admit I didn't see as many as Her Ladyship because she wouldn't give me the binoculars but I did see as many as I could without hitting the bank because I was steering. I did try grabbing the binoculars when she was doubled up laughing after spotting what can only be described as something resembling a Vietnamese pot bellied pig but she refused to let go :O) As Wendy says "whatever floats your boat". I have to take my hat of to them though (and thats all I'm taking off) for their I dont care attitude.
 

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Lord B

You say it's not your thing, but you seem to have acidentally encountered several nudist camps, and how did you know they use models in the mags? (Perhaps you are just guessing?). You must be a channel hopper too to stumble upon the naturist programmes too. Amazing!

Lisa x
 
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Hi Ian

Am all for each to their own...consenting adults and all that ! am no prude , but my concern would be children running around naked, there are I am sure you will all agree some sick wierdo,s out thier who will do anything....go anywhere to get their thrills, I couldn't bear the thought of someone "ogling"my kids in that way.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be clear that it is a general statement NOT directed at you personally,glad you had a great time, it is a shame we have to think about these things unfortunately!

I suppose you've had all the bbq jokes so I wont even go there !!!

Tina x
 
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Ummmmmm no thanks. On second thoughts I might give it a try because seeing someones Star of David winking at me when they bend over for the suncream would put me off my meals for the week and help my diet. If anyone is thinking of going and can recall those Health and Efficiency mags forget it, those were posed models. Most have bits that need tucking up somewhere or need a good ironing. If you must go, try Cap d'Agde, the capital of nudist colonies. I recall seeing a documentary on it on TV once and seeing them in the supermarkets shopping in the nude. Their dangly tripes were dangling in the freezers and put me off my food for a few days. How they managed to go to Le Boucherie and stand there watching the butcher cut up the sausages is beyond me, made my eyes water :O( They even ride bikes in the nuddy, but then again their nether parts after baking in the sun must be like leather. Why on those programmes do they have to show them playing volleyball, with so much movement it's nigh on impossible to concentrate where the volleyball is. hehheh! p.s. I tried to keep it as clean as I could Your Moddyship ;O) Oooooo I forgot, I did cruise through a nudist site once on the Canal du Rhone a Sete. The dunes came up to the canal and we could see them in the buff - yuk - but it was a laugh though. Well I have to admit I didn't see as many as Her Ladyship because she wouldn't give me the binoculars but I did see as many as I could without hitting the bank because I was steering. I did try grabbing the binoculars when she was doubled up laughing after spotting what can only be described as something resembling a Vietnamese pot bellied pig but she refused to let go :O) As Wendy says "whatever floats your boat". I have to take my hat of to them though (and thats all I'm taking off) for their I dont care attitude.
Roflmao!!
 
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It's never appealed to me either, but each to their own.I know we have friends in our own age group who regularly use Naturist Sites and they seem to enjoy themselves and have also commented on the high standards at the sites they've stayed on.

I think Tina has made a fair comment, and one I had never considered.
 
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hee hee, back in the 70`s before Mrs popup J tamed me I used to go canoeing down the Ardeche with parties of young adults.

Part of the gorge ran through a nudist colony and our instructors used to try and convince us that out of respect we should also be nude when passing through it.

Many did (blush) but a pair of young ladies who capsisized in on of the many rapids were instantly 'rescued' by a group of middle aged males in full costume ;-).

We caught up with the 2 girls about a mile down stream having collected their canoe from the helpful locals and floated it downstream to them.

I was unfortunate enough to only be able to do that holiday 5 times in 3 years before 'taming' took over
 
Jun 23, 2006
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Old friends told a story of relatives who went to France years ago and found themselves amongst topless and naked people on the general beach as no one seemed to bother about it.

After a week or so of intrique and some odd questions from their young kids their young son turned to his mother and said I know why you dont go without a top mummy - "YOU'RE TO FAT" She had lost over two stone by the next year with no further prompting according to her husband but still kept covered!

When we first started going to France we found many did not bother about where the naturiste area of beach was as friends had warned us, so I adnmit to heading for the beach after an early morning bike ride and just stripping off and having a swim.

This thread does lead me to another Idea.

Top Gear Clarkson and Co tow caravan and do another take on caravanning abroad at Cap d'Adge ;)

the whole "what do they see in it" line would be quite ammusing! As for Spam and breakfast that has a whole new world of meanings :0
 
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Lord B

You say it's not your thing, but you seem to have acidentally encountered several nudist camps, and how did you know they use models in the mags? (Perhaps you are just guessing?). You must be a channel hopper too to stumble upon the naturist programmes too. Amazing!

Lisa x
I'm a reformed pervert Lisa :OP hehheh!
 
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Hi Ian

Am all for each to their own...consenting adults and all that ! am no prude , but my concern would be children running around naked, there are I am sure you will all agree some sick wierdo,s out thier who will do anything....go anywhere to get their thrills, I couldn't bear the thought of someone "ogling"my kids in that way.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be clear that it is a general statement NOT directed at you personally,glad you had a great time, it is a shame we have to think about these things unfortunately!

I suppose you've had all the bbq jokes so I wont even go there !!!

Tina x
Although I never put that in my post Tina those thoughts went through my head. It's a sad fact of life in todays sick world.
 
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⇦ Already getting visuals of Delores. Black hair done up in a roll at the back, heavy mascara, rose in her mouth and as naked as the day she was born doing the Passadoble.
 
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⇦ Already getting visuals of Delores. Black hair done up in a roll at the back, heavy mascara, rose in her mouth and as naked as the day she was born doing the Passadoble.
carefull m Lord, watch your ticker
 
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Glad you guys are putting your imagination to work.

Seriously, you should try it, I did consult with my neighbours when I moved in and asked if they would object. I'm happy to say they've been fine.

It's a great way of de-stressing.
 

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