A vicar was seated next to Paddy on a flight.
Drink orders were taken and Paddy ordered a rum and Coke. The flight attendant then asked the Vicar if he would like a drink?
He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
Paddy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!!"
Drink orders were taken and Paddy ordered a rum and Coke. The flight attendant then asked the Vicar if he would like a drink?
He replied in disgust 'I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
Paddy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!!"
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