The signs are----

[NorfolkMike]

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_£_) Money coming out of her ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

[LizCornwall]

Very good, trying to work out which one's mine, I think regular. Liz

 

[thehoods]

Mine's a bit of number 4 at the moment, the ol' famers are playing up today!!

 

[NorfolkMike]

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[LizCornwall]

Very clever, well I have got to be No.1 Perfect Breasts.

Ass

Breasts

??

 

[colin(bridgend)]

I think that as this is supposed to be family orientated forum that a spate of vulgarity and rudeness has cropped in here and for a certain lady to make her own judgement on the shape of her figure is very unfair on the male species of the human race. I think that the final judgement of the female human anatomy should be made by the male as they are generally the one being asked by a female "How do I look?" "Is this too revealing?" "Is this too dowdy?" "Does my bum look big in this?" etc.

 

[emmerson2]

Absolutely right colin.

 

[emmerson2]

And I'll volunteer to become an inspector!

 

[emmerson2]

And I'll volunteer my services as an Inspector!

 

[emmerson2]

And I'll volunteer my services as an Inspector!

but I didn't mean twice!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

If twice is going to be too much of a strain Emmerson can I be of assistance?

 

[Marc1]

Dont do it guys.

When SWMBO asked does my bum look big in this I stupidly answered her. The swelling around my eye receded but the memory doesn't. :0)

Marc