Tony Blair

Oct 11, 2005
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped Tony Blair and are asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "So how much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."
 
Mar 14, 2005
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Dean who are you referring to by the three of them - surely it takes more than three to make up a Labour cabinet? I would pay for the fuel myself to get rid of the entire cabinet if only I could afford Mr. Brown's fuel taxes. I need the money and the fuel for my 4x4. Mind you what an enlightening thought.
 
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That'll be Himself - Phoney B-liar, Gordon Clown the taxpayers friend and John-'Two Jags and a few punches I can get away with in front of live tv' Presstuds.
 

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