Tony Blair

[David_5082711]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped Tony Blair and are asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "So how much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

 

[DEANO3528]

I'd give a tankful if someone would do the three of them!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Dean who are you referring to by the three of them - surely it takes more than three to make up a Labour cabinet? I would pay for the fuel myself to get rid of the entire cabinet if only I could afford Mr. Brown's fuel taxes. I need the money and the fuel for my 4x4. Mind you what an enlightening thought.

 

[DEANO3528]

That'll be Himself - Phoney B-liar, Gordon Clown the taxpayers friend and John-'Two Jags and a few punches I can get away with in front of live tv' Presstuds.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Whats the alternative, personally I can do without another 17 years of Tory government if its like the last one :O(

 

[DEANO3528]

I think this is the problem.

It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in!

 

[keith_5081818]

Whats the alternative, personally I can do without another 17 years of Tory government if its like the last one :O(

hear hear

 

[keith_5081818]

I think this is the problem.

It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in!

ha ha not wrong there