wednesday joke

[gary_5078231]

Zookeeper says to Paddy the Gorilla's on heat and I need someone to mate with her will you do it for £500??

Paddy replies I will on three conditions:

1.I don't kiss her.

2.My family don't get to know.

3.You give me two weeks to get the cash together!!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Be carefull in Cornwall - an Irish church goer was hauled over the coals recently for printing Irish jokes in the village magazine.

 

[gs1]

I got one,

No washing lines!