welsh joke for the women

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Duties for wives:

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he

had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.

He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came

home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had

given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Welsh girl. He boasted that he

told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless Welsh Women
 
Mar 14, 2005
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Apart from the ladies of Port Talbot and Bridgend who are all well respected and pillars of society. These ladies must not be drawn into the same class as the lower members of society of other parts of Wales.
 
Jan 19, 2008
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You would think it was hilarious Sian because you are a Welsh woman. My compassion is with the poor unfortunate man she married, God bless him. May he seek and find a husbands refuge before it's too late.

Heh! heh! heh!

BTW, take no notice of Colyn. Give him a couple of hours and he will be nicer then when he's in his cups from too much whiskey :O)
 
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he did seek and find a husbands refuge and guess what? it was run by welsh women he he

its ok colin just grin and bear it us welsh women can hold our own when needs must ha ha
 
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Sain - I was sticking up for the ladies of Port Talbot and Bridgend in so much that they are more refined than to end up with that type of husband. The ladies from these two towns are the pillars of society and would not take on such low life in marraige.
 
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Apart from the ladies of Port Talbot and Bridgend who are all well respected and pillars of society. These ladies must not be drawn into the same class as the lower members of society of other parts of Wales.

Oooooooooops Colin,

I wouldnt want to be in your shoes if Diane sees this :eek:) lol
 

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