Greetings Plotter,
You're not on your own you know.
Way back in March (it must have been the rising sap) a Popular Outdoor Lifestyle Magazine with a name not dissimilar to a members magazine giving details of its members rallies. (I can see the cogs working!!!) 'lifted' an entry I made in their forum. They published it in their magazine and gave it 'Star Letter' status.
They promised me the earth, well four books to help me see bits of it better (4 touring guides) and do you know what?
I'm still waiting for the guides despite two emails and a letter to the Editor.
Cheeky b**ger me, I sent a copy to the same magazine you're having problems with, hoping to get something out of them.
Being ever so tight fisted (but you knew that already)that ever so Practical magazine published the letter but I got nowt, other than an acknowledgement from a fellow camper at Loches, in the Loire who said he'd never been in the company of a published author.
Anyway, enough of this drivel. Good luck in your quest for the vacuum.
You should take them to the cleaners! Sorry, couldn't resist it.

