What's the Caption??

[Parksy]

Cheryl Cole, the Girls Aloud band member and sacked X Factor judge has introduced some glamour into the world of caravanning by posing in the doorway of a retro caravan for a picture that will be in her 2012 calendar.

There is a competition on another website to win a calendar if you can identify the caravan that Cheryl is posing in. My question, just for fun, is what do members think that the lovely Cheryl is saying. My caption would be...........
'Wayay pet, 'urry up back with the cassette and don't stand there gossiping at the Elsan point, I'm plattin' me legs burstin' fer a wee!'

 

[kelvin3]

I can confirm: Yes that is my caravan and she should not be wearing those shoes because they are for Christmas.

Sod the cassette let it overflow – WayAY PET!

 

[Sproket]

Am neet jumpin doon from heor, git the step.

 

[Gagakev]

I cannee wait, urry up man, gee your as slow as that PC website!!!!!!