where lord b?
- Thread starter Jo-AnneFairway5402010
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I have kindly let him have safe passage through Devon and Cornwall where he is "Holidaying" with her ladyship and ;-)
In that case we could keep him for the entertainment value and convince ourselves that it's our idea.
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Norfolk Mike
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Norfolk Mike
I don't know how many of you recall from a previous posting that Lord B. asked me to police this forum in his absence? Well if you don't behave yourselves I will have no option but, on behalf of Lord B., to ask the moderator to have you all black balled of the forum. This is a yellow card warning - the next will be a red card.
My posting above re policing the forum on behalf of Lord B. was purely a joke. Hope he is enjoying his break but the weather is not favourable for him. While he is away mind we all can play without him breathing down our necks.
I think if he were here the striking section would be twice as long.
Clives sticking in there though.
Not that I mean LBs a gas bag, no no no no not at all. hehehehehe
Clives sticking in there though.
Not that I mean LBs a gas bag, no no no no not at all. hehehehehe
It's no use, we should not have to stand for this intimidation from a L.B. stand in (I bet he get the serving wenches to look after). I still think we should move. I am sure the Moderator would help.
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Norfolk Mike
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Norfolk Mike
I have to confess, I am realy disapointed, I had hoped to lead the first internet peasents revolt. The idea of serfs moving in unison while L.B. was away was to be my 'moment of fame' and you lot have bottled out!!!
I suppose that I will now have to live abroad somewere, in exile.
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Norfolk Mike
I suppose that I will now have to live abroad somewere, in exile.
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Norfolk Mike
The only reason that I am acting on Lord B's behalf is that he has threatened to kill me with an arrow should I venture into Hereford. I am what is known as a live coward and I intend to stay that way for some more years yet. So I beg of you all, do not do anything to upset him as it will be my head on the chopping block.
He has probably discovered that his peerage is subject to inspection, due to the small 'bung' he slipped young ;'Tone' at a Labour function. Or maybe as is the case for Lord Watson, he is currently serving at 'Her Majesty's Pleasure'. In Watson's case it is in Saughton Jail for fireraising at a function.
Scotch Lad I beg of you - he has this thing whereby he detests Welshmen so please do not cause any upset or I am for it.
Scotch Lad some time ago Lord B made a posting proclaiming that an ancient law still exists whereby a person from the town or county of Hereford has the right to kill a Welshman in the town with the use of a bow and arrow. Something to do with the fighting at Offa's Dike. Apparently the law has not been repealed so I am keeping out of harm's way.
Cris I have said it before and I will say it again - I'd rather be a live coward than a dead hero - you are dead for a hell of a long time so I intend to make the most of my life while I have the chance.
I'm sure if we strung up the gentry and the Royal's and other hangers on we would get cheaper deals on French camp sites 
+ All those nice country homes we could camp at here as well, I think LordB could be in more danger than you Colin ;-)
+ All those nice country homes we could camp at here as well, I think LordB could be in more danger than you Colin ;-)
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