97, hail windy. 98, hail windy. 99, hail windy. 100, hail windy.
phew, that took an effort and a half, anyway, just posting my last countdown to what i was told to do by his lordship, he who must be obeyed.
phew, that took an effort and a half, anyway, just posting my last countdown to what i was told to do by his lordship, he who must be obeyed.
caravaners have seem to loose it over crimboBikers have a sense of humour Highlander, at time I wonder about caravanners
Thank you highlander. I've had a chat with my good friend Lord Hezza whilst in the upper house today and he informs me that all is forgiven and you may carry on with a clean slate.
lordy, i am such a lucky serf to have someone of your stature even speaking to the hierarchy ( is that the spelling ? ) on my behalf. as a commoner i will always be grateful that there are still some great men around in our kingdom who recognise that the less unfortunate also have a right to life. you sir, will no doubt be rewarded with a knighthood for your stance against the pompous old farts who attempt to disown us and continually put up our taxes.
you break the mould of the gentry my kind sir, and we are ever so grateful to you.
you break the mould of the gentry my kind sir, and we are ever so grateful to you.
Parksy
Moderator
parksy, i will attempt to speak to the marquis of bute, whose land my wee lass and i have a tenancy. maybe he will rub shoulders with lordy and all the higher echelons of the gentry.
he might even be able to ask for a reduction on my rent.
lordy for the back benchers, we need someone like him to have a voice for us minions.
he is a great man, and deserves all his wealth.
his medical condition where he continually has a dose of flatulence has maybe made him stray off the toff nosed uppercrust brigade and socialise with us plebs. we are the winners here parksy, how many other public forums have someone of this legends stature regularly taking an active part ?, none.
my ambition is to one day take my wee family down to his estate and tell my grandchildren " i know this great man who owns all of this". they will probably not believe me, an i cant blame them, its not everyones dad who gets the opportunity to be on first name terms with someone of his stature.
he might even be able to ask for a reduction on my rent.
lordy for the back benchers, we need someone like him to have a voice for us minions.
he is a great man, and deserves all his wealth.
his medical condition where he continually has a dose of flatulence has maybe made him stray off the toff nosed uppercrust brigade and socialise with us plebs. we are the winners here parksy, how many other public forums have someone of this legends stature regularly taking an active part ?, none.
my ambition is to one day take my wee family down to his estate and tell my grandchildren " i know this great man who owns all of this". they will probably not believe me, an i cant blame them, its not everyones dad who gets the opportunity to be on first name terms with someone of his stature.
Parksy is right highlander, I need all the money I can get since some thieving peasants stole the lead off Screwham Halls roof.
My name and estate go back a thousand years highlander when my ancestor, Thornvald of Skryvo, a great viking warrior, allied himself to the Normans rather than other Viking warlords. For his allegiance the Norman Marcher Lord, Baron Tornass, bestowed the estate of Screwham Hall on my ancestor along with 1000 acres of Marcher lands and 50 feudal serfs.
I have no medical condition and take no medication apart from Viagra which my chambermaid brings to me nightly with my Horlicks.
My name and estate go back a thousand years highlander when my ancestor, Thornvald of Skryvo, a great viking warrior, allied himself to the Normans rather than other Viking warlords. For his allegiance the Norman Marcher Lord, Baron Tornass, bestowed the estate of Screwham Hall on my ancestor along with 1000 acres of Marcher lands and 50 feudal serfs.
I have no medical condition and take no medication apart from Viagra which my chambermaid brings to me nightly with my Horlicks.
lordy, the kiddin stops here.
we are the people who can go back thousand of years, i am and always will be a true scot and proud of it, the lineage proves it. on the other hand, good old engurland is a fatherless country, bit like a mix an match.
we are the people who can go back thousand of years, i am and always will be a true scot and proud of it, the lineage proves it. on the other hand, good old engurland is a fatherless country, bit like a mix an match.
Parksy
Moderator
We are indeed amongst the favoured few Highlander, Lord Brakewynde rubs shoulders with aristocrats and peasants alike, he's our part time agony uncle and is always prepared to get his hands dirty when playing rough and tumble with the chambermaid who serves him his stiff bedtime drink.
Parksy
Moderator
I thought that owing to the recession that she'd been put on short time Lord B? Or is that just for ,ahem, tax purposes?
Yeah, I've seen it on tele when Celtic play Rangers :O)
Not much love lost or brotherhood shown then ... heh! heh! heh!
aye, but they are irish. ye no see the tri -colours being flown at their end of the ground. the rangers are loyal to the crown, proud to be british, always.
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