Why is he lucky?

[LMH]

He's lucky coz he has me for an owner and one of these to swim in.

Lisa

 

[LMH]

Can't you tell I'm very bored? I've been signed off work for a couple of weeks.

Lisa

 

[ThePlotter]

Sorry to hear that hope nothing too serious and you have picked the wrong two weeks now it is raining.

I am not sure I should ask this (the mod might be watching)but what is that pink think sticking out of the water?

 

[LMH]

Oh dear, I see what you mean...... Don't worry, it's only a giant lobster.

Lisa

 

[ThePlotter]

I suppose that is your story and you are sticking to it,'octopus' it hasnt got enough things ( I am not going to type it in case I spell it wrong if you know what I mean)

 

[ThePlotter]

sorry lobster I thought you said octopus ,either way its an odd looking thing the lobster that is.

 

[Lol1]

I thought you said Phil wasn't allowed in the pool, Lisa.

 

[LMH]

I thought you said Phil wasn't allowed in the pool, Lisa.

Cheeky! The chlorine upsets his sensitive skin.