Woosie Club

[Gagakev]

Sorry I havent been around folks but been having a few hic-ups of late, thanks for asking after me.
And another one hit me last week, which may mean we may not be able to attend the fest
My boss has only gone and booked his holidays which are clashing with mine Cant both be off together
We may be able to arrive on theThurs 115th or Fri 16th IF Ladygaga can change her dates with work, but not looking good at the moment, oh well fingers crossed, will keep you posted.

C'mon look what you will be missing

Yeh go on rub it in why dont you :S

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Good news - replacement parts have arrived at dealers and van booked in 18th April for 2 weeks for front/back repairs.

 

[Sproket]

Good news - replacement parts have arrived at dealers and van booked in 18th April for 2 weeks for front/back repairs.

Whole new panels ?

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Front - yes, ABS
Rear - no, GRP to be patched

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

The OH has won a prize in a raffle, an envelope from a 5 star hotel. The envelope contains 2 vouchers, one for B&B and the other for dinner for 2. The dinner voucher itself is for a 3-course gastronomic delight set meal valued at £130, excluding beverages. What's wrong with sausage and mash? :lol: Haven't worked out the price of the room yet, but the more you pay the bigger the bed, so what's happened to an intimate night when you're several feet apart? I hope it's got free wifi in the price so I can stay on the forum and that I can park the caravan in their car park.

 

[Gagakev]

The OH has won a prize in a raffle, an envelope from a 5 star hotel. The envelope contains 2 vouchers, one for B&B and the other for dinner for 2. The dinner voucher itself is for a 3-course gastronomic delight set meal valued at £130, excluding beverages. What's wrong with sausage and mash? :lol: Haven't worked out the price of the room yet, but the more you pay the bigger the bed, so what's happened to an intimate night when you're several feet apart? I hope it's got free wifi in the price so I can stay on the forum and that I can park the caravan in their car park.

Umm....... confused . Com

If the OH has WON it why would you want to work out the price?????????? Why do you have to PAY for a bigger bed?????????? :huh:

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

OK clever clogs, for 'price/cost' read 'value'.

Voucher is for: Superior double room, full breakfast and use of health club facilities. It doesn't say if 'use' of the health club facilities is to be paid for or not.

 

[Sproket]

The OH has won a prize in a raffle, an envelope from a 5 star hotel. The envelope contains 2 vouchers, one for B&B and the other for dinner for 2. The dinner voucher itself is for a 3-course gastronomic delight set meal valued at £130, excluding beverages. What's wrong with sausage and mash? :lol: Haven't worked out the price of the room yet, but the more you pay the bigger the bed, so what's happened to an intimate night when you're several feet apart? I hope it's got free wifi in the price so I can stay on the forum and that I can park the caravan in their car park.

Umm....... confused . Com

If the OH has WON it why would you want to work out the price?????????? Why do you have to PAY for a bigger bed?????????? :huh

Blue is the colour

 

[Gagakev]

OK clever clogs, for 'price/cost' read 'value'.

Voucher is for: Superior double room, full breakfast and use of health club facilities. It doesn't say if 'use' of the health club facilities is to be paid for or not.

Find out when you arrive if you have to pay for the health club facilities, if so ask them for the bangers and mash and transfer the difference to pay for the health suit :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Gafferbill]

I have a cunning plan if the vouchers are for the Celtic Manor.........

Give me the vouchers and I will pay for a night at a camp site with bangers and mash for two down at the local pub :huh:

 

[WoodlandsCamper]

Give me the vouchers and I will pay for a night at a camp site with bangers and mash for two down at the local pub :huh:

Thank you for your kind offer, however on the face of it one has to try anything once so I think I will be pampered. B)

 

[Dustydog]

Steady on the pampering If it's not Lady Squirrel you could still be charged :kiss:

 

[Gagakev]

OK clever clogs, for 'price/cost' read 'value'.

Voucher is for: Superior double room, full breakfast and use of health club facilities. It doesn't say if 'use' of the health club facilities is to be paid for or not.

Hope you enjoy, we stayed Here back in March, glorious sunshine, 5 course evening meal ( I only got through 4!!) and full breakky.

It was BIL's 60th and Ladygaga had her first taste of Black Velvet (Guiness AND Champagne)............. hope she doesnt think she is getting it again hmy:

 

[Gabsgrandad]

Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach yesterday, man & woman arguing in front of the kids then she smacked him on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole the sausages .....

 

[crazyguider]

hmy: :woohoo:

 

[Mel]

That's the way to do it. :silly: :silly:
Mel

 

[Gagakev]

Can I apply to continue my Woosie membership.......Please

King Sprocket, I your noble servant hereby apply to continue my membership of the Woosie Club
my mis-endevour when we last left the van was to leave a packet of frozen peas in the freezer compartment of the fridge...they have been there for 10 days now

Luckily the daughter is going down tomorrow for the weekend, so I have delegated and asked her to remove them
Wonder what colour they will be???

 

[Hutch]

Whot a plonker, I would think still green but hairy, Eggs left in the box in the microwave for travelling start to smell after 6 weeks.

 

[Gagakev]

Whot a plonker, I would think still green but hairy, Eggs left in the box in the microwave for travelling start to smell after 6 weeks.

Scrambled more like

Ha youve been there done that

 

[Dustydog]

Can I apply to continue my Woosie membership.......Please

King Sprocket, I your noble servant hereby apply to continue my membership of the Woosie Club
my mis-endevour when we last left the van was to leave a packet of frozen peas in the freezer compartment of the fridge...they have been there for 10 days now

Luckily the daughter is going down tomorrow for the weekend, so I have delegated and asked her to remove them
Wonder what colour they will be???

Day of the Triffids

 

[Gabsgrandad]

"Daughter going for a pea, eh?"

 

[Hutch]

Just got home, early hours on Thursday Morning from Switzerland, van going in for service Monday, thought, lets go off to Peep in Addebury, afterwards, SWMBO points out French language classes tuesday late. And 2 bedrooms need decorating,
Q. What should we do anyone going anywhere, within 100 miles of Rural Milton Keynes, next week.

 

[Gagakev]

Just got home, early hours on Thursday Morning from Switzerland, van going in for service Monday, thought, lets go off to Peep in Addebury, afterwards, SWMBO points out French language classes tuesday late. And 2 bedrooms need decorating,
Q. What should we do anyone going anywhere, within 100 miles of Rural Milton Keynes, next week.

Decorate one room before Tuesday then pop off

Milton Keynes???? Thats where all those cows that you cant milk live...isnt it

 

[Hutch]

Yes Gagakev, but due to extra interest, they have the originals in a field in the north of the town and a duplicate herd in the city center.

 

[Gagakev]

Yes Gagakev, but due to extra interest, they have the originals in a field in the north of the town and a duplicate herd in the city center.

Must come and ride one sometime :lol:

Reminds me off one wednesday evening about 20 years ago, sat at the table eating our evening meal with the kids,10 year old son pipes up and say's there's a cow in the garden, :huh:
It had escaped from the cattle market and we live over half a mile away from it