The MSN games room I frequent has moderators. If anyone has a problem theres a help room you can go to where other moderators try to sort it out. One of them who is a member of our Game Room Forum posted me the following chat from the Help Room -
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Moderator: What kind of computer do you have?
Zoner: A white one...
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Zoner: Hi, I can't get my cd out.
Moderator: Have you tried pushing the button?
Zoner: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Moderator: That doesn't sound so good..
Zoner: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry...
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Moderator: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Zoner: Your left or my left?
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Zoner: Hi, good afternoon,, I can't play. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find game'. I've even taken the CD and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Zoner: I have problems printing in red...
Moderator: Do you have a color printer?
Zoner: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Moderator: What's on your monitor now please..
Zoner: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Zoner: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Moderator: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Zoner: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Moderator: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Zoner: OK
Moderator: Did the keyboard come with you?
Zoner: Yes
Moderator: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Zoner: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
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Moderator: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Zoner: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Zoner: I can't get on the zone.
Moderator: Are you sure you used the right password?
Zoner: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my husband do it.
Moderator: Can you tell me what the password was?
Zoner: Five stars.
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Moderator: What anti-virus program do you use?
Zoner: Netscape.
Moderator: That's not an anti-virus program.
Zoner: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Zoner: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Moderator: How may I help you?
Zoner: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Moderator: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Zoner: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?
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Zoner: Im having a problem with my printer.
Moderator: Are you running it under windows?
Zoner: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. My brothers is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least...
Moderator: Okay, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager.
Zoner: I don't have a P.
Moderator: On your keyboard.
Zoner: What do you mean?
Moderator: "P".....on your keyboard,
Zoner: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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Moderator: What kind of computer do you have?
Zoner: A white one...
===============
Zoner: Hi, I can't get my cd out.
Moderator: Have you tried pushing the button?
Zoner: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Moderator: That doesn't sound so good..
Zoner: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry...
===============
Moderator: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Zoner: Your left or my left?
===============
Zoner: Hi, good afternoon,, I can't play. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find game'. I've even taken the CD and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
===============
Zoner: I have problems printing in red...
Moderator: Do you have a color printer?
Zoner: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Moderator: What's on your monitor now please..
Zoner: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Zoner: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Moderator: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Zoner: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Moderator: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Zoner: OK
Moderator: Did the keyboard come with you?
Zoner: Yes
Moderator: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Zoner: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
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Moderator: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Zoner: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Zoner: I can't get on the zone.
Moderator: Are you sure you used the right password?
Zoner: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my husband do it.
Moderator: Can you tell me what the password was?
Zoner: Five stars.
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Moderator: What anti-virus program do you use?
Zoner: Netscape.
Moderator: That's not an anti-virus program.
Zoner: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Zoner: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
===============
Moderator: How may I help you?
Zoner: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Moderator: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Zoner: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?
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Zoner: Im having a problem with my printer.
Moderator: Are you running it under windows?
Zoner: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. My brothers is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least...
Moderator: Okay, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager.
Zoner: I don't have a P.
Moderator: On your keyboard.
Zoner: What do you mean?
Moderator: "P".....on your keyboard,
Zoner: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
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