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Spiders eh, I get the feeling you'll regret lettng that one slip Lol, just off to the joke shop 8o)Certainly not spiders. If I say "spiders", I'm likely to find a big imitation one on my bed after lights out at the Easter meet, with a bunch of sniggering ex forum members giggling outside as they wait for the scream. So no, I love spiders; its those damned eight legged flycatchers I hate.
Oh, bottles of Brandy make me wobble and fall over, but I love them too.
I should have checked first Roy, not many of those going to the meet have owned up to anything. I was going to keep a list and visit the joke shop myself. Looks like I'll have to get a Tweety bird for Lolly, just to get even....Certainly not spiders. If I say "spiders", I'm likely to find a big imitation one on my bed after lights out at the Easter meet, with a bunch of sniggering ex forum members giggling outside as they wait for the scream. So no, I love spiders; its those damned eight legged flycatchers I hate.
Oh, bottles of Brandy make me wobble and fall over, but I love them too.
LMAO!Not a phobia but I do suffer with alcoholics constipation
(I can't pass a pub)
Think of all those hairy spiders, that go around with flick knives and wearing steel toecapped boots, well that's how I look at them anyway. Ban spiders buy fly paper!⇦ loves spiders cos they catch flies. Think of all the flies crawling over your food after feeding/walking on dog poo and all other nasties if there was no spiders to keep their numbers down. Think of the disease they carry. I'm even careful cleaning the garage or shed so I dont kill spiders. I Luv Spiders :O)
Lol the main thing that makes me worry is when the phone is ringing and I can see that it's my expensive ex wife on the line, because I know that as soon as I pick it up it's going to cost me money.Certainly not spiders. If I say "spiders", I'm likely to find a big imitation one on my bed after lights out at the Easter meet, with a bunch of sniggering ex forum members giggling outside as they wait for the scream. So no, I love spiders; its those damned eight legged flycatchers I hate.
Oh, bottles of Brandy make me wobble and fall over, but I love them too.
Ok, great, but I don't see how that's going to help when I visit the joke shop. Imitation dog c**p it is then.......Lol the main thing that makes me worry is when the phone is ringing and I can see that it's my expensive ex wife on the line, because I know that as soon as I pick it up it's going to cost me money.
OK then I'll tell you, it's bottles of Jack Daniels, I would HATE to find one of them on my bed at the meet 8o)Ok, great, but I don't see how that's going to help when I visit the joke shop. Imitation dog c**p it is then.......
Jordan, the country?Hi Lolly,
I'm frightened of women who are 5'6", short, scruffy (funky?!!) red hair and have the top half to match Jordan!!
If I ever met one I don't know what I would do !!!!
Brian (",)
No BIGGER!!!!Hi Lolly,
I'm frightened of women who are 5'6", short, scruffy (funky?!!) red hair and have the top half to match Jordan!!
If I ever met one I don't know what I would do !!!!
Brian (",)
Ok, now I can hatch that evil plan to hide a bottle of JD under your pillow and watch with glee.......oh, wait a second I see a flaw.......OK then I'll tell you, it's bottles of Jack Daniels, I would HATE to find one of them on my bed at the meet 8o)
LOL !!Hi Tina, I posted that I looked like Dirty Den , I MEANT George Clooney!!!!
Always mixing those two up !!!
Brian (".)