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[DerekBrad]

I said to the chipshop owner,"Fish and chips twice"

He said,"I heard you the first time"

 

[butler1]

Nice one. Butler

 

[machighlander]

gid yin, reminded me of the guy who went into the bakers and asked "is that a doughnut or a merangue" ?, baker said " aye, yer right enough, it's a doughnut"

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

... and it reminded me of the diner asking the waiter for a slice of gattux.

'No sir, it's gateaux, prononouced gatto' said the waiter.

'OK' said the diner, 'I'll have a slice of gatto, how much is it'

'

 

[DerekBrad]

gid yin, reminded me of the guy who went into the bakers and asked "is that a doughnut or a merangue" ?, baker said " aye, yer right enough, it's a doughnut"

Please explain !!!!!