Ah yes, that brings back the memories. The days when we used to tow with a 1.4 Metro GSi. It would tow our twin axle Hobby (with slide out) with ease and still have a surprising turn of speed. I remember one day in particular, when we actually raced and passed a Porsche at 71MPH (he was doing 70), unhitched naturally, but oh, how we laughed. You may all scoff at us towing with a Metro but the benefits were all too clear, we never got stuck on the grass (we never dared to drive onto it), the envious looks from the local farmers (according to them it was outstanding in it's field(or they were)) and the fact that when we were set up, the car was small enough to pass through the bathroom window and be secured to the four poster bed.
Yes, we miss our Metro, shame that caravans got even larger, which meant changing the seat covers for a velor set, if we intended to keep towing with it.
Damn you cotton 30%/nylon 45%/Dacron 63% car seat covers!
RIP Metro, gone but not forgotten.....