Oh dear Monkey - you have sadly bumped up against one of the SECRET POLICEMEN on the Forum.
Do these guys wear their underpants outside of there pajamas when they go to bed?
Do they swear to uphold the true caravanning rituals as denoted by the "I am and anorak and proud of it!" club, or do they just like to swear?
Are they on some higher mission to stop all conversation or differing opinion on this Forum?
Sadly The Oracle has had his review removed - probably because the second installment was rather poor in comparison to the first and was a tad too personal for most peoples taste.
It's a shame, as that type of humour, as long as it is humour not smut, would benefit this forum.
Without humour, differing opinions and enthusiasm we caravaners would become exactly what the likes of Jeremy Clarckson already thinks we are.
Booring anoraks