Gull attack Insurance

[Dustydog]

Anyone else been attacked by Gulls? Lost a pasty?
Now one sandwich shop entrepreneur will sell you Gull attack insurance for £1.00 per sandwich. Good luck to him👏

Sandwich shop launches £1 'seagull insurance' to offer free replacement if 'super aggressive' birds steal your food

Owners say the seagulls are 'actually terrifying' and leave 'children in tears'

www.gbnews.com

 

[Jcloughie]

Gulls are so clever. One zoomed down on me from behind. Hit my head with its belly and bit a chunk out of my ice cream. Perfect timing with accuracy.

But the one that managed to accurately bomb my newly purchase ice cream from a height took some doing.


John

 

[otherclive]

Lost food when sitting on a terrace bench overlooking Seahouses harbour. It was fine until some dip sticks came along with their chips and encouraged the gills in. They were either dyslexic, illiterate or just plain thick as there’s numerous notices saying not to feed the birds.

 

[ProfJohnL]

Lost food when sitting on a terrace bench overlooking Seahouses harbour. It was fine until some dip sticks came along with their chips and encouraged the gills in. They were either dyslexic, illiterate or just plain thick as there’s numerous notices saying not to feed the birds.

No it's just "common sense" failing again

 

[Hutch]

The starlings and crows in our local Tesco's are not quite as aggressive, But they are right at your feet watching for food crumbs. So are the council people watching for you to drop litter, and apple cores etc.

 

[Mr Plodd]

Seagulls (yes I know there is actually no such thing ) Are, to my mind, just airborne rats.
Living in a seaside town we are also plagued with brain dead motors who actually, and deliberately feed them.
And DONT get me started on those ijits that feed wild foxes will you!

 

[toad a caravan]

That takes the biscuit! 🙂

 

[Sam Vimes]

They were either dyslexic, illiterate or just plain thick as there’s numerous notices saying not to feed the birds.

I'm pretty sure 'gills' can't read😀

 

[Beachball]

When we were on holiday in Whitby while walking on the pier my wife was eating a icecream and a seagull pinch it all .

 

[Guzzilazz]

As a Cornishman and well used to the b****** things attacking for no reason (as a youth, living in Penzance, when I walked out of the cul-de-sac gulls nesting and raising chicks on the chimney of one of the three story houses seemed to see me as an immediate threat) we visited Aldeburgh a couple of years back and were eating fish and chips on the sea wall (as you do!). Fully primed and on watch for the white rats in front of us, one came over my wife's shoulder (and she's been WELL trained by me) and picked the fish out of her partially closed bag of food! Talk about sneaky and learning!

 

[Devonisheaven]

Seagulls (yes I know there is actually no such thing ) Are, to my mind, just airborne rats.
Living in a seaside town we are also plagued with brain dead motors who actually, and deliberately feed them.
And DONT get me started on those ijits that feed wild foxes will you!

So you’re not toooo keen on those foo….idi….stup……Right, let’s try and keep this civil, ill informed ijits that feed wild foxes then. 🤔

Brainless tbh! 🤷

 

[Jcloughie]

So you’re not toooo keen on those foo….idi….stup……Right, let’s try and keep this civil, ill informed ijits that feed wild foxes then. 🤔

Brainless tbh! 🤷

I sort of wish I could understand that. Is it me?

John

 

[Mr Plodd]

Fool idiot & stupid

 

[Devonisheaven]

I sort of wish I could understand that. Is it me?

John

Yes, it’s you. 👍😂