Hi
AT LEAST 50% of accidents are caused by sober drivers.
I have half of lager and lime with my pub meal, then go onto coke. I get charged for the lime in addition to being charged for the lager that is left out to make room for the lime.
One day, EVERY car passing thru Glynneath was being stopped.
"Are you carrying your driving licence?"
"I wouldn't be so stupid!"
"Go into the van over there".
I was duly processed, but as I got back to my car, the young Plod (Rookie?) cautioned me. Miranda style. My wife wanted to know why. "Your husband commited an offence by not carrying his driving licence" Oh dear, redrag/bull time! She started......
"I attend ASPO meetings every month, and that is a subject being discussed. They want it to be a requirement that drivers must carry their licence ..... BUT IT ISN'T LAW YET!" ( Note that Plod had not actually asked me to produce my licence ) Whatever, Young Plod carried it off quite well, I hope he goes far.
But two comments. Plod cautioned me AFTER it was all done and dusted. And when I took my licence to the police station, the civilian disappeared into the back office with it ..... I asume she examined it fully .... is that allowed.
Also, during the roadside procedings, my wife mentioned that she wanted to visit the loo. "You should have planned your journey better!" Yeah, we did. Ten miles, twenty minutes estimate. But adding another twenty minutes for police procedures changes things. She is taking water tablets.
But we parted amicably.
Oh yes, my wife, travelling alone on the M4, nearing midnight, was stopped by a police car. Plod told her to get out of her car. She asked for identification. Plod pointed at his car, said he could call up another car if she wanted. My wife chose to stay in her car, and talk thru the 2" gap at the top of her window. After lots of questions, but no request for documents, Plod told her he had clocked her at 104mph, told her not to do it again, and let her go ...... and disappeared. He just wasn't there any more. ????
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