Sorry to disappoint you. Last July we went to Mallorca, sans van. Came back at the beginning of August and looked at the rain for 5 days before getting on the plane back to Mallorca. Came home again for September. The tan lasted at least 3 weeks.
The joys of being retired.
Did take the van out in September down to Yorkshire but the weather was not brilliant so after a couple of weeks came home again, and that was it for the season. Actually, not quite the whole story as we went back to Central Europe in October only returning at Xmas, but that was unplanned work.
This year the plan is to head for France in middle May and see what happens. If the weather is good we stay in France until August, and return to the UK while the French 'hordes' have their 3 weeks of fun. Then return to France until late September. If the weather is crap, then south, or east we go. Hungary has hot summers from June through to October and the wine is excellent.