)Where ya gone Val?
I do hope you haven't got your bloomers in a twist and stopped posting over this issue. If I promise to pay Sproket the ransom for your goat will you start posting again :O) I think I can stretch the Screwham Hall finances to buy a bag of swedes and carrots for your goatnapped kid.
I do hope you haven't got your bloomers in a twist and stopped posting over this issue. If I promise to pay Sproket the ransom for your goat will you start posting again :O) I think I can stretch the Screwham Hall finances to buy a bag of swedes and carrots for your goatnapped kid.
I knew I could rely on you to help out Farty old bean. Having attended your charity balls at Buggram Hall I can only say how spiffing they are.
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Eureka!! I'va found Valerie's Goat.
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Valerie, said she surprised the man with her goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Valerie.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Valerie said.
Valerie in Upper Thames area of the British Isles , told the Sun newspaper that she heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 November and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with her goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Valerie then called the Practical Caravan elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Valerie told the newspaper.
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv212/alanterri/Goat.jpg
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Valerie, said she surprised the man with her goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Valerie.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Valerie said.
Valerie in Upper Thames area of the British Isles , told the Sun newspaper that she heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 November and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with her goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Valerie then called the Practical Caravan elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Valerie told the newspaper.
So that explains where Val is. She's sunning it up on her Port of Sudan beachside villa balcony escaping the British winter.
hi we have friends who have tried several times to get on the chatsworth site but to no avail always booked up just silly for words jane
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