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LMH

Mar 14, 2005
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I've re-written this a bit..............

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A man who is not very good looking walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the not so good looking man.

"You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took

her back to my place. Anyway, things got a bit heated and we ended up getting very romantic.

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno...Never found the head.
 
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LMH

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Hi Ria

I'm sorry you find the joke in poor taste. However, I find some of your posts in relation to your pupils to be rather a poor show too. I thought inclusion was part of the education agenda.

Regards

Lisa
 
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RiaandJames_374303418

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Lisa.

May be I should have said I would have found that sort of joke quite sick if a man posted it and no doubt many others would. For a woman to post it, I am really shocked.

I would like to think that the moderators removed the posting.

Today a man has been sent to prison for killing his lady friend and living with her body for a week before killing and raping her care worker.

Ria
 
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LMH

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Ria

I'm not exactly sure what you are trying to say Ria, however I should be most obliged if you could kindly refrain from commenting on any postings I may make. Please don't bring the 'woman to post it' tripe in. Likewise, I will do the same on yours.

Don't even go there regarding the man killing his woman friend, I'm not qualified to comment and neither, I imagine, are you.

Regards.

Lisa
 
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ChrisB2

Oct 10, 2006
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I personally found this joke funny,as did my wife and daughter,and numerous members another forum to which i post.

thanks LMH
 
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LMH

Mar 14, 2005
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Thank you Chris, I appreciate your comments.

I copied it (well actually had to put it in a more pc written format) from another website.

Kind regards.

Lisa
 
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colin(bridgend)

Mar 14, 2005
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Lisa the joke also appealed to my sense of humour and I have e-mailed it to many of my friends. Nil Ilegitemous Carberundum as they would say
 
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Moderator2_5083849

Oct 19, 2005
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OK,lets NOT get personal about this!!

The joke is just that, a joke, may not suit everyone, but it certainly is not in the realms of some.

However, any more personal attacks on contributers will result in the removal of the whole thread.

I , for one, am not prepared to sit here editing snipes between forum users.
 
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colin(bridgend)

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OK,lets NOT get personal about this!!

The joke is just that, a joke, may not suit everyone, but it certainly is not in the realms of some.

However, any more personal attacks on contributers will result in the removal of the whole thread.

I , for one, am not prepared to sit here editing snipes between forum users.
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Beg your pardon - sorry.
 
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LizCornwall

Oct 17, 2006
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Hi Lisa,

I found it funny, I have cut and pasted it just in case it disappears. hehehe

p.s Hubby and Daughter found it funny too.

Liz
 
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ThePlotter

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I found it funny also even though a couple of years ago I witnessed a guy literally losing his head when he ran into the back of a lorry whilst driving when he was asleep.So should that mean I shouldn't find it funny.
 
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Lol1

Mar 14, 2005
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Who else used to bring in "friends" to back up their posts.

Just a thought ;O)

Trolly good joke Lisa
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What, you mean expert friends? Friends that have qualifications in everything? Friends that manage to find valuable objects? Or, maybe just friends that you can't elaborate on, due to their high risk security ratings and what with this being a public forum and all?

Those sort friends, Brian?
 
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