Joke

[LMH]

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked

all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman,

chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his

father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all

his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too

embarrassed to say."

Lisa

 

[emmerson2]

Lisa, with jokes like that, I reckon you ought to get back to work! Btw, do you know what ticks on the wall?

 

[gavin_5121842]

Brilliant!!!

 

[LMH]

It's a bit boring at this time of the year, done all the rounds advising people of the dangers of fairy lights, candles, paper decorations etc etc and I'm holed up here and a bit bored.

Lisa.

 

[Val & Frank]

Just sent the joke to some friends in Australia !!! won't get a reply till the morning

Ps changed England for Australian

Val & Frank

 

[Lol1]

LMAO!!!