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[Lord Braykewynde]

Hest iver sin a cuddy loup a five bard yat?

Twus a gey gurt cuddy else a gey la'al yat!

Have you ever seen a donkey jump a five barred gate

It was a stupid great donkey or a silly ------ gate

Best I can do.

 

[sunnybunny]

The first item in this thread is the best. It did make me laugh...! Colin - Orpington.

 

[emmerson2]

Hest iver sin a cuddy loup a five bard yat?

Twus a gey gurt cuddy else a gey la'al yat!

Have you ever seen a donkey jump a five barred gate

It was a stupid great donkey or a silly ------ gate

Best I can do.

pretty good LB.the last line should be

it was a very big donkey or a very small gate.

Not bad though.

 

[Brum1]

Non of you lot talk propper unliss ya are frum ere in the mudlnds

 

[CameronBurns]

thats un-canny man, newcastle is yer plaice!

 

[Gumbo]

Yorkshire born Yorkshire bred Strong in't Arm thick in't Head mmmmmm Rather be a tight git lol

 

[nineteen4ever]

Tight? So was it the Jocks or the Yorks who invented copper wire??

 

[nineteen4ever]

For those scratching their heads... Copper wire was invented by 2 tight people fighting over a 1p piece! 🙂

 

[GeorgeB]

Must have been those Yorkshire folk then!

 

[johno1]

My father in law comes from Sheffield and i'm sure he squeaks when he walks!!!

 

[mauron]

Makes me glad to be a Lancastrian............(immediately ducks for cover!)

 

[davedee]

Seeing as we Yorkshire folk have taken a bit of stick on this thread (albeit in good humour and probably deserved), and as it's 1st August,may I take this opportunity to wish all my fellow countymen (and women) a very happy Yorkshire Day.

Dave

 

[Gary-Yorks]

Thanks for your good wishes for yorkshire day.I reckon there all upset that they are not from God,s own country...

 

[norman_5111905]

try this one for size;- who washee we, washee wee hersen.

This was and I am sure still is said countless times in Sheffield every day of the week.

 

[Willie2]

Ah canny unerstaun whit youse yorkies an the like ur aw gibberin aboot

 

[CameronBurns]

forget about the 'yorkshire talk' what about yorkshire pride? i've just been listening to chris evans drivetime on good old radio 2 and a man rang up with a request to which chris evans replied: "oh and are you a man from manchester?" and the man replied: "of course i'm b****y not, i'm a yorkshireman."