Just a small one

[NorfolkMike]

A dwarf was out driving in his car one day when he was hit by another car , he got out and said to the other driver I`m not happy . The other driver replied well which one are you then

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Haven't I seen you on Crossroads benny????????

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Yes I heard you had been sacked, but not for losing your hat. I was told you had tipped Sandy out of his wheelchair over a cliff and eloped to The Costa Crime with Miss Diane.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Heck haven't you two got any thing better to do than watch rubbish soaps on TV. Crossroads finished years ago so I can only assume that the pair of you recorded it and enjoy playing it back - MEN GET A LIFE hehehehehe