Just to be laughed at..Mod 2 will love it !

[JasonR_374341560]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,

"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So he went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

"Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

"I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said,

"I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

"I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that should offend just about everybody .

We've received this by email 3 or 4 times , from a West Indian friend a Jewish couple who seemed quite keen on the comparison and forwarded from our daughter who received it from Mexican friends.

11th Commandment, don't forget you sense of humour may be!

There are good and bad of all nationalities and if any un washed Pom cant grasp that it's tough luck.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

My wifes American penfriend sent me that one. Beth and her hubby came and stayed with us two years ago and it was the first time they had met after writing to each other for 50 years. They are planning to come again and hire a motor home and we can then tour the whole country :O) Lovely couple and I'm looking forward to it.

 

[JasonR_374341560]

American friends!

No doubt you recognised them as they wore big cowboy hats, snake skin boots, loud Hawaian shirts, jeans and had half the Nikon range swung around their necks and approached you doing line dance routine

 

[JasonR_374341560]

ps. Was going to collect my 64 year old cousin and her friend from Heathrow two years ago, before she left Australia she called and asked how we would recognise one another after nearly 40 years.

"Easy for me , I'll see be able to pick out your hats with the corks on"

The Aussies found it funny.