LORD B

[colin(bridgend)]

Did you see the programme Country File today at lunchtime - most of it was from the county of Hereford. I did not see you mountain boarding, I would have thought you would be into that on your estate. There appears to be some very attractive scenary in your neck of the country - no wander you can get such good nature photographs.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Her Ladyship recorded it Colin although we didn't know Herefordshire was on there. The reason was to see the weather forecast for the week because we are off to Cornwall on Friday for 9 or 11 days.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Well done - you would not like to do a slight detour via Bridgend and pick me up because at the moment I am in the dog house again with SWMBO?

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

THIS MESSAGE IS FOR ONLY MALES TO READ.

Do the same as me Colin, just let them go on with their quadrophonic flak until they blow themselves out. The secret is in not answering back no matter how tempting. The reward at the end is sheer bliss, total silence, so silent it almost makes your lugholes hurt. I used to agree with everything she said but that just makes them worse, it really pee's them off, it makes them go into overdrive. I only resort to this method now if I'm bored and I need a laugh. I also need to be wide awake as well to duck the flying objects. If any female attempts to read this post it will self destruct.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

I did agree with all what was said but in future I will try the silent treatment as suggested. I am generally in the mire over what I would say are trivia things, with me it is just the depth that varies - by the delicat manner whereby you ignored my request I assume it is a no no then. Don't be surprised if there is a knock on your caravan door one night and a Welshman requesting sanctuary.