A man meets his friend coming out of church on Sunday morning and sees he has a black eye. 'How did you get the shiner?' he asks.
His friend explains ' As we stood up for prayers I noticed that the lady in front of me had her skirt stuck between her cheeks, so I leant over and pulled it out for her. For some reason she took offence and turned round to give me a poke in the eye!!'
The following Sunday they met again, this time he noticed his friend had a shiner on the other eye and asked what had happened.
He replied 'The same woman was in front of me again and when she stood up I noticed her skirt was stuck in her cheeks again. I left well alone, but the woman next to me leaned over and pulled it out. Now I remembered from last week that she didn't like that, so I leant over and put it back in for her' !!!!!!!
Brian Sh
His friend explains ' As we stood up for prayers I noticed that the lady in front of me had her skirt stuck between her cheeks, so I leant over and pulled it out for her. For some reason she took offence and turned round to give me a poke in the eye!!'
The following Sunday they met again, this time he noticed his friend had a shiner on the other eye and asked what had happened.
He replied 'The same woman was in front of me again and when she stood up I noticed her skirt was stuck in her cheeks again. I left well alone, but the woman next to me leaned over and pulled it out. Now I remembered from last week that she didn't like that, so I leant over and put it back in for her' !!!!!!!
Brian Sh
