Mother-in-law jokes

[butler1]

Les Dawson had some great jokes. Here are a couple of crackers printed in the Telegraph today.

Les: 'My mother-in-law was punched and kicked by six blokes yesterday.'

Friend: 'Did you lend a hand?'

Les: 'No, I thought the six of them could just about manage.'

Les: 'My mother-in-law said that when i die, she's going to dance on my grave. I said great, I'm getting buried at sea.'

 

[Watto]

I took the Mother-in-law out last night.................. One punch. What a beauty !!

 

[DeliDave]

My wifes a dirty cow,you cant pee down our sink for tealeaves.(Live in birmingham,1970ish,he sat there for two and half hours non stop on a stool without laughing real value for money imho)

 

[johno1]

Two men in a pub. One say's "My mother in law is an angel" the other one say's "Huh, you're lucky mine's still alive!"

 

[butler1]

I keep a picture of my mother-in-law on the mantlepiece.......it keeps the kids away from the fire.