Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m.
on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town
and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.
A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join
the
group?"
They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they
could see what they thought.
They all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."
She
showed up right at 6:30,
and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under par round. The
guys
went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her.
Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys
happily
invited her back the next
week and she said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45." Again, she
showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning.
Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par
score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and
they asked her to join the group for keeps.
They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her,
"How
do you decide if you're going to
golf right-handed or left-handed?"
She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull
the
covers off my husband,
who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I
golf
right-handed; if it's pointed to
the left, golf left-handed."
One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?"
She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45."
on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town
and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.
A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, can I join
the
group?"
They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they
could see what they thought.
They all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."
She
showed up right at 6:30,
and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under par round. The
guys
went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her.
Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys
happily
invited her back the next
week and she said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45." Again, she
showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning.
Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par
score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and
they asked her to join the group for keeps.
They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her,
"How
do you decide if you're going to
golf right-handed or left-handed?"
She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull
the
covers off my husband,
who sleeps in the nude. If his member is pointing to the right, I
golf
right-handed; if it's pointed to
the left, golf left-handed."
One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?"
She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45."
