Parksy visits the aristocracy

[ThePlotter]

Parksy and his lovely wife knowing that I have been suffering since my operation (all together now ahhhhhhhhhh) have twice now paid me a visit and on each occasion came bearing gifts which I have told them that whilst they are much appreciated, they should not have bought them.

Then however on reflection I thought what about the rest of you lot what gifts do you think you would bring if you were visiting this poor invalid.If there are any amongst your suggestions that take my fancy I will pass on my address via the mod so that you can deliver them!!!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

The obvious gift would be a few planks of shiplap boarding in order that your daughter could repair the shed for you. She would then have somewhere a bit warmer and drier to escape from you.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

............ and to save his poor overworked daughter any more stress I'd take him a goat to save her cutting the grass.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

............ and to save his poor overworked daughter any more stress I'd take him a goat to save her cutting the grass.

not Welsh sheep????????

 

[ThePlotter]

Colin,not quite what I had in mind but not one to look a gift horse in the mouth I will pass on my address so delivery can take place but dont forget the nails and the brummagem screwdriver.

Not sure about the goat LB as mowing the lawns keeps my daughter fit for doing all the other jobs around the house.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

I initially thought of a bottle of wine but then I thought it would revert back to the old hospital type bottle for the loo. The alternatives would have been a long hose pipe or drink the wine whilst sitting on the loo. None of these thoughts appealed to me as the family would not be able to join you in the toast to good health and fitness. Therefore as I am not a selfish person I though of what would benefit the family - you not worrying about the shed, your daughter having somewhere warmer and drier and your wife not constantly being nagged about the state of the shed.

 

[ThePlotter]

Long hose....etc a bit like on a super pitch where you can be connected to all services,with the vin rouge intravenienously(is that how you spell it,I would say by drip but I can guess at the response)

 

[LMH]

I'm afraid all I could afford would be a very small pork pie.

But I could come round in my pvc nurses uniform and red stilettoes, would that cheer an old invalid up?

Lisa

 

[ThePlotter]

See Colin and LB you just dont know how to treat an invalid Lisa's offer is bound to get me up and at it!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

See Colin and LB you just dont know how to treat an invalid Lisa's offer is bound to get me up and at it!

Without Viagra?????????

 

[Soozeeg]

Mr P, I'm very good at changing dressings in sensitive areas, having had plenty of practise on Steve after he had his op, if that's any help to you............LOL )

 

[LMH]

See Colin and LB you just dont know how to treat an invalid Lisa's offer is bound to get me up and at it!

Yeah, Col, this viagra stuff is over rated. A bit of red wine (or Cava) and whey hey. LOL!

Lisa

 

[ThePlotter]

What can I say just form an orderly queue,and bring with you viagra,red wine,pvc and red stiletto's and the medical book

 

[emmerson2]

personally, I'd just bring my good self, cos I'm so witty and charming that you wouldn't need anything else to cheer you up. So, just get off your fat a*se and stop whinging!!!!

PS, good to see you haven't lost your sense of humour. Keep smiling!!

 

[ThePlotter]

No fat arse anymore!I thought by now 'my friends' would have offered some really nice gifts,at present Lisa is winning but I have to be wary of the stitches.

 

[emmerson2]

Would you like me to come round in MY nurses uniform and red stillettos?

 

[colin(bridgend)]

See Colin and LB you just dont know how to treat an invalid Lisa's offer is bound to get me up and at it!

what a way to die - only one better way and that is to drown in a barrel of whiskey after it is all over. Only problem being is that I would have to get out at least three times to go to the toilet.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

What can I say just form an orderly queue,and bring with you viagra,red wine,pvc and red stiletto's and the medical book

what about the shiplap timber?

 

[LizCornwall]

Well Plotter, I have some cream that I could bring to you, delivered to you in me black stockings, mini skirt,and low cut top. (it's Cornish Clotted Cream) only the best for you. Lol

Liz

 

[LMH]

Liz

I'm sorry but you'll have to do better than clotted cream, my pork pie will take a lot of beating.



Lisa

 

[ThePlotter]

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowoowowowowowowowowwowo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh way to go

 

[trucker]

Sod the pork pie Lisa im still having palputations over the pvc nurses uniform and red stilettoes. These impure thoughts are no good for my dicky ticker hehehe

Kevin

 

[LMH]

I was going to put a pic on but mod 2 might ban me.

(Sorry mod 2, no offence).

Lisa

 

[trucker]

I was going to put a pic on but mod 2 might ban me.

(Sorry mod 2, no offence).

Lisa

lol Lisa

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Sod the pork pie Lisa im still having palputations over the pvc nurses uniform and red stilettoes. These impure thoughts are no good for my dicky ticker hehehe

Kevin

I'm glad it had an affect on you Kev but Emmo wearing that did nothing for me.