Well arn't we honoured - no less than three posts from the two Trolls - Fancy giving up your lunch hour to provide us with such a feast of conversational excellence. I hope you won't get into trouble if your respective bosses find out!
Kanga your extrodinary insight into the slang term for masterbation - "Spanking the Monkey" - my word how do manage to keep coming up with these engagingly naughty little sayings? They are so amusing - and the shock factor! You must have a truly amazing emotional age getting close to double digits.
Is it because you too are really just a child at heart - still I won't tell what a masterbation fixation could mean!! - once again - it will be another of your little secrets. (Don't worry - it could get bigger with use)
And Daventura - living proof that the Vikings liked sheep. Not an original thought in your head - just pick up and repeat having changed the names.
Is that a "Hear Hear! I hear you cry?
Sad really sad.