Question

[sparkes]

I am bored so wondered if others can help with a question.

If you stick a screwdriver in your belly button and turn it, will your bum fall off?

 

[lolly_5087162]

don't know

we could add it to the list of entertainment at easter if you like!!!

Lolly x

 

[sparkes]

a few more

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[Lord Braykewynde]

Try it and let us all know, Ive been wondering about it for years but being the gutless b*gger that I am I thought I'd wait until a bored person with too much time on his hands and a screwdriver and spanner from his meccano set would try it.

 

[Lol1]

Thanks Steve, thats one mouthfull of tea spat at the computer screen!

Too much time on you're hands ;o)

 

[Lol1]

Thanks Steve, thats one mouthfull of tea spat at the computer screen!

Too much time on you're hands ;o)

Stop half inchin my words LB!

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Stop half inchin my words LB!

lmaoooooooo beat ya :OP

 

[sparkes]

What makes you think I have too much time on my hands? Its not like I am hovering on the forum waiting for replies to my posts.

Oh, sorry, it appears I am!

 

[BigRoy]

The answer is yes Steve but don't try it because it's a ****** to get it back on again.

 

[lolly_5087162]

Thanks Steve, thats one mouthfull of tea spat at the computer screen!

Too much time on you're hands ;o)

shall I buy some raffle tickets - winner gets to undo steves bolts?

Only kidding - again!! (sorry Steve)

Lolly x

 

[lolly_5087162]

The answer is yes Steve but don't try it because it's a ****** to get it back on again.

just think of it this way - it's handy to know next time you have diahorrea you can un-attach your bum and leave it on the loo!!

oh I must stop..... it is teatime!!

Lolly x

 

[Lol1]

Thanks Steve, thats one mouthfull of tea spat at the computer screen!

Too much time on you're hands ;o)

I'm not going to be undoing them Lolly, if Steve isn't seven foot tall by the end of the meet, I'll have failed!

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Does it make any difference if it is a left hand thread?

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Does it make any difference if it is a left hand thread?

The topic was bums Colin, not pigs ;O)

 

[gypsy]

I'm not going to be undoing them Lolly, if Steve isn't seven foot tall by the end of the meet, I'll have failed!

Pity I am away at Easter, all this sounds FUN.

 

[David_5095922]

Steve, to carry on pondering the more important questions in life; if an Earl was awarded an O.B.E., would he become an earlobe? Dave.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Hi David that poser is a question more suited to Lord B as I presume that he would mix in that circle and he could be waxing lyrically on this point.

 

[David_5095922]

Hi Colin, er, 'Waxing lyrically...' Isn't that what poets do to their ears? Dave.

 

[colin(bridgend)]

Could we put Lord B into that catergory and class him as a poetic bard? The jury is out in this instance