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Re-filling Hot Water Bottle

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machighlander

hi, any of you have the same problems that my wummin has when she has tae waken up every so often tae top up my wee hot bottle that i snuggle intae durin this cold spell ?. some times she disturbs me fae my well earned sleep to do this an it can be annoying. any other way she could carry this necessary task out without the possible disturbance.

cheers.
 
You could try putting cotton wool in your ears at night. This has the added benefit of building up ear wax due to the lack of air circulation and once this happens the wax will harden and you can then discard the cotton wool because after a few weeks it will be rancid and stink. Now not only wont you be able to hear her at night you wont be able to hear her whinging through the day either. No doubt your wee lassie has good intentions and rightly so looks after you well but like all women they can't help but whinge. It's in their genetic make-up. I believe the whinging is a throw back to when they were dragged out of the caves by their hair.
 
Have you no fire or imagination left in you man?

If you need a hot water bottle, you and her should be ashamed of yourselves.
 
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