Lord B, you are so very rght. A while ago someone we knew, in England, was lightly touched by a reversing vehicle. He immediately fell over (although there was no reason to) and when asked what he was doing he said "laying here til compensation sets in!" What a SAD SAD person.
Kiwipete.
Kiwipete.
How strange, the July issues I looked at at Morrisions didn't have the free frisbee.
Maybe Haymarket has put an APB out and had all the retailers remove the dangerous item.
Shame really, I have two dog here who now have serious psychological damage as I promised them each a fun time with the free frisbee. Large canine psychologist bill on its way........
Lisa
Maybe Haymarket has put an APB out and had all the retailers remove the dangerous item.
Shame really, I have two dog here who now have serious psychological damage as I promised them each a fun time with the free frisbee. Large canine psychologist bill on its way........
Lisa
Hi Lisa,
The issue with Frisbee included isn't on sale yet in the shops, and won't be until next week. The people who've referred to them on here are subscribers who've received them early.
Check next week and you'll find it. The cover shows Alyson and Mark in a field of tulips, whereas this month's issue features the strapline "magnificent 7"
Best,
Stuart
Well, I am totally 100% confused now. I thought it was the July issue, they had July issues in Morrisons. Are there different issues or something or is it August's issue?
This is turning out to be quite taxing for me, I'm only a woman you know, all I think about is babies and shoes.
My poor dogs, I have had to put them on St John's Wort for depression.
Dave thanks for the offer, would you be able to put a photo on here of the frisbee? I could then print it off, laminate it and maybe the dogs won't notice the difference and I won't have to pay a huge canine psychologist's bill.
Lisa
This is turning out to be quite taxing for me, I'm only a woman you know, all I think about is babies and shoes.
My poor dogs, I have had to put them on St John's Wort for depression.
Dave thanks for the offer, would you be able to put a photo on here of the frisbee? I could then print it off, laminate it and maybe the dogs won't notice the difference and I won't have to pay a huge canine psychologist's bill.
Lisa
Know what you mean Lisa. July's issue out in May? By Christmas you'll be able to get the "bumper summer 2009 issue"
Hi Lisa,
Please see my post above explaining exactly what to look for and when the issue will be on sale..
Best,
Stuart
Please see my post above explaining exactly what to look for and when the issue will be on sale..
Best,
Stuart
I must thank Graham for starting this thread. I haven't had such a good laugh at a thread in here for a long time like I have this one, infact I'm still grinning ... heh! heh!
Thanks also to kiwipete, that was a gem ;O)
It just goes to prove that not all us caravanners are grumpy old b*ggers ... lmaaooooo.
Thanks also to kiwipete, that was a gem ;O)
It just goes to prove that not all us caravanners are grumpy old b*ggers ... lmaaooooo.
Well I pulled the thing out and it burst into shape which made me throw my head back in surprise, so I can understand the possible anger if I had had a bad neck.
But Mel hit it on the head for me, could I get it back in the bag? could I hell as like and then OH does it in two seconds!!
But Mel hit it on the head for me, could I get it back in the bag? could I hell as like and then OH does it in two seconds!!
I once trapped my gentlemen area in some Jeans I was trying on at Asda - perhaps theres some comp in there for me? Actually I was once blown slightly to the side by the wind and could have stubbed my toe or something - any ideas who I can sue for that?
Pathetic
Pathetic
Paul, fill in a report that when you got your Percy caught in the zip you were too cowardly to try and unzip the fly. Due to this you had to call for the aid of an Asda assistant.
Put in your report that she then yanked it so hard (the zip that is) that you now have a numb Percy. In the compo claim you could also complain that the assistant had forgotten to warm her hands.
Once the claim form is complete send it to www.injurylawyers4u.com.
If you are successful you may get a few thousand in compensation but the nice little earner comes later. Injurylawyers4u will ask you to make an advert for the T.V. and that's when you get to show off Percy to the world :O)
Put in your report that she then yanked it so hard (the zip that is) that you now have a numb Percy. In the compo claim you could also complain that the assistant had forgotten to warm her hands.
Once the claim form is complete send it to www.injurylawyers4u.com.
If you are successful you may get a few thousand in compensation but the nice little earner comes later. Injurylawyers4u will ask you to make an advert for the T.V. and that's when you get to show off Percy to the world :O)
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