Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

[Dustydog]

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs always left to go to work in the mine early

each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry

it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that

there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out,

hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello!

Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice

from deep within the mine, singing;

'Vote for GORDON BROWN,

vote for GORDON BROWN....'

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God!

at least Dopey is still alive.

Cheers

Dustydog

 

[602]

Hi,

I managed to tailgate the car in front. Driver gets out ...I was amazed to see he was only three feet tall.

He comes up taps on my window, I wind it down.

"I'm not happy" he shouted.

"Which one are you then?" I asked.

And thats when the fight started.

602

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

"As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry

it to the mine".

Ahhhh those were the days Dusty when women knew their place in life :O)

Now goes back and sits in the corner.

 

[machighlander]

lordy, my dear sir.

are ye making out that there are some wummin out there who renage from these natural duties ?, surely not.

one cannot imagine it, what sorts of breeding are these despicable wummin from, absolutely no place in society, stone them.

 

[machighlander]

this is how ye train them.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Highlander that pic warms the cockles of my heart. How nice to see a woman at the place where she belongs, the kitchen. See all you ladies what you are missing, highlanders wee lassie even enjoys it, just look at the big smile on her face.

If I might add highlander, it was kind of you to let your wee lassie strip off her jumper because kitchens can become hot places. That's why we men are no good in there, women can stand the heat better. It's how they have developed since the beginning of time especially in those caves stirring the pot of dinosaur stew over a hot roaring fire.

 

[machighlander]

absolutely m'lord, thats their place.

she is so happy to be there knowing that i am being looked after and tended to, just doing her job i suppose.

but ther again, proof of what the proper training can do

 

[James3]

Highlander no wonder she has a smile on her face you have left the Vodka bottle near her !!!!!

 

[mastermac]

c,mon highlander you need to treat her better than that. Kitchen looks too small.

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Quote dave .. "c,mon highlander you need to treat her better than that. Kitchen looks too small".

Don't be too hard on highlander, he's only looking out for his wee lassies health.

If she had a larger kitchen she would need a longer chain and think of the implications of having an accident that has. Also, being a Scot, the cost of a longer chain needs to be factored in.

 

[giant]

Thats why women like to get married in white, the dress goes with the colour of the kitchen appliances !!!!

 

[Lord Braykewynde]

Steady brian else you'll be getting complaints from the diversity/equality person ;O)

Isn't that why they have smaller feet, so they can get closer to the sink?

Now goes back to my corner.